A character in Trolls (2016)

Bridget quotes from Trolls (2016)

Zooey Deschanel

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Trolls (2016): in 4 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Poppy (3), Branch (3), Chef (2)

Scenes with Bridget

4 scenes
[entering the kitchen]

I'm back! [to Bridget] You, scullery maid, what's your name?

Bridget

Bridget.

Congratulations, Idget. ["Idget" is an offensive pun on the word "Idiot", referring to Bridget's name] You work for me now. [pointing to the pile of dishes] So you take those dishes downstairs and you start scrubbing.

Bridget
[takes up the load of dishes]

Yes, Chef. Thank you, Chef.

Bridget

Wait! Why isn't this one singing?

Come on, Branch. Sing with us!

Trolls

Yeah, Branch, sing with us!

Branch

No. That's okay.

Bridget

You don't think this will work?

Branch

No, no. It's not that. I just don't sing.

Poppy

Branch!

Bridget

No. He's right. This idea is stupid. King Gristle will never love me. [starts crying]

Come on. Hey, hey. What's all this?

[tries to comfort Bridget]

That's right, Bridget. Just let it all out. [Bridget cries loudly] Bridget, let it go. Just have a good cry. Go, girl! Okay, now bring it back in. Reel it in.

Poppy
[Branch climbs to the window]

Branch, what are you doing? You have to sing!

Branch

I told you, I don't sing.

Poppy

You have to!

Branch

I'm sorry. I can't.

Poppy

No, you can. You just won't.

Branch

Fine. I just won't.

Poppy

You have to!

Branch

No!

Poppy

Yes!

Branch

No!

Poppy

Why NOT!? Why won't you sing?!

Branch
[irritated,furiously]

Because singing killed my grandma! Okay?!

Branch

When are you gonna ask him about Creek?

Poppy

We have to warm him up first. Don't you know anything about romance?

Branch
[sarcastically]

Of course! I am passionate about it.

Poppy

Really?

Branch

Don't you know anything about sarcasm?

I think I had a sarcasm once.

And I'll take one of everything, Bibbly. Things are gonna get messy.

Captain Starfunkle

Enjoy your pizza. Here's your tokens.

Bridget

Ooh, so fancy. Good thing I brought my appetite.

You are fantastic!

Poppy

Bridget, compliment back!

Bridget

I like your back.

Poppy

No, I meant...say something nice about him.

Bridget

But I do like his back.

Huh?

Bridget

Um...

Branch

Poppy, Help her!

Bridget

Your eyes... They're... Ugh... Ooh! Your ears... Your eyes... ears...

Nose!

Skin!

Neck!

Bridget

Skin, neck, ears, nose, face, back of your head.

Are you okay?

[autotune]

Your teeth.

Bridget

Teeth.

What is going on? Are you making fun of me?

Bridget

Your eyes!

Poppy

Okay, everybody. Let's go save Creek.

Bridget

No! No! You can't leave. Lady Glittersparkles is gonna be the king's plus one at dinner.

Branch

The dinner where they're serving Troll? Yeah, I think we're gonna have to skip that one.

Bridget

No! No, you have to help me be Lady Glittersparkles. I need you.

Poppy

You don't wanna pretend to be someone you're not forever!

Bridget

Then how about just for tomorrow?

Poppy

Bridget, you don't need us anymore. You and the king can make each other happy!

Bridget

That's impossible! Only eating a Troll can make you happy. Everyone knows that! I wish I'd never gone on this STUPID DATE! [sobbing]

Poppy

Bridget.

Bridget

Just go... GET OUT OFF MY ROOM! Leave me alone!

Poppy

Please, listen.

[The Trolls leave Bridget's room as Bridget breaks down] [to Bridget; on microphone with angry]

IDGET!

Branch
[to Poppy]

We've gotta go.

[on microphone with angry]

What's going on down there? Idget, scrub that dish! [she throws a plate at her] The king's bringing a plus one.

Bridget
[sobbing]

Yes, Chef...!

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