[entering the kitchen]
I'm back! [to Bridget] You, scullery maid, what's your name?
Bridget Bridget.
Congratulations, Idget. ["Idget" is an offensive pun on the word "Idiot", referring to Bridget's name] You work for me now. [pointing to the pile of dishes] So you take those dishes downstairs and you start scrubbing.
Bridget [takes up the load of dishes]
Yes, Chef. Thank you, Chef.
Bridget Wait! Why isn't this one singing?
Come on, Branch. Sing with us!
T Trolls
Yeah, Branch, sing with us!
Bridget You don't think this will work?
No, no. It's not that. I just don't sing.
Bridget No. He's right. This idea is stupid. King Gristle will never love me. [starts crying]
Come on. Hey, hey. What's all this?
[tries to comfort Bridget]
That's right, Bridget. Just let it all out. [Bridget cries loudly] Bridget, let it go. Just have a good cry. Go, girl! Okay, now bring it back in. Reel it in.
[Branch climbs to the window]
Branch, what are you doing? You have to sing!
I told you, I don't sing.
No, you can. You just won't.
Why NOT!? Why won't you sing?!
[irritated,furiously]
Because singing killed my grandma! Okay?!
When are you gonna ask him about Creek?
We have to warm him up first. Don't you know anything about romance?
[sarcastically]
Of course! I am passionate about it.
Don't you know anything about sarcasm?
I think I had a sarcasm once.
And I'll take one of everything, Bibbly. Things are gonna get messy.
CS Captain Starfunkle
Enjoy your pizza. Here's your tokens.
Bridget Ooh, so fancy. Good thing I brought my appetite.
Bridget, compliment back!
Bridget I like your back.
No, I meant...say something nice about him.
Bridget But I do like his back.
Bridget Um...
Bridget Your eyes... They're... Ugh... Ooh! Your ears... Your eyes... ears...
Bridget Skin, neck, ears, nose, face, back of your head.
Bridget Teeth.
What is going on? Are you making fun of me?
Bridget Your eyes!
Okay, everybody. Let's go save Creek.
Bridget No! No! You can't leave. Lady Glittersparkles is gonna be the king's plus one at dinner.
The dinner where they're serving Troll? Yeah, I think we're gonna have to skip that one.
Bridget No! No, you have to help me be Lady Glittersparkles. I need you.
You don't wanna pretend to be someone you're not forever!
Bridget Then how about just for tomorrow?
Bridget, you don't need us anymore. You and the king can make each other happy!
Bridget That's impossible! Only eating a Troll can make you happy. Everyone knows that! I wish I'd never gone on this STUPID DATE! [sobbing]
Bridget Just go... GET OUT OFF MY ROOM! Leave me alone!
[The Trolls leave Bridget's room as Bridget breaks down] [to Bridget; on microphone with angry]
IDGET!
[to Poppy]
We've gotta go.
[on microphone with angry]
What's going on down there? Idget, scrub that dish! [she throws a plate at her] The king's bringing a plus one.
Bridget [sobbing]
Yes, Chef...!