Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
What do you think?
I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Big Trouble (2002): in 5 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Snake (2), Matt Arnold (2)
Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
What do you think?
I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.
How would you even know if I did something stupid?
I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.
Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.
Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.
You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?
Andrew?
He ran the other way.
Did anybody call the police?
You [Andrew], don't look at my ass when I walk away.
I can't make that promise.
Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.
Are you looking at her ass?
Yeah.
Good thing you ran away, Arthur, you might have gotten wet.
Shut up!
Easy...
Don't tell me easy, this is my goddamn house!
And these are my handcuffs, and if you don't take it easy, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house.