Leonard If I don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.
Played by Jack Kehler 
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Big Trouble (2002): in 7 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Henry Desalvo (5)
Scenes with Leonard
7 scenes Leonard Leonard [about the Gator radioshow]
What the hell are 'gators'?
Football. Collage.
Leonard Morons
We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.
Leonard What's happening?
Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake. I don't know. Could go either way with this crew.
Leonard [In the Jolly Jackal Russian's bar; Leo is holding a baseball bat]
Out!
Leonard I break your head!
[Henry and Leonard are stuck in the middle of a big traffic jam, just right before the Airport Road]
We're gonna miss our flight.
Leonard You see what the problem is?
I don't know. There's some kind of commotion up there. There might be something about it on the radio.
[He turns on the radio - only to find the two same people arguing on the same phone-in show before turning off the radio in annoyance. After a moment in silence, a goat walks past the car; the two men pause for a moment in stunned silence] [Disbelieving]
Was that a goat?
Leonard Let's get the hell outta here.
Leonard Look at this thing. He's the size of a Buick.
She.
Leonard She what?
The mosquito is a she.
Leonard How the hell can you tell that?
Discovery Channel. Only the female mosquito sucks your blood.
Leonard Sounds like my ex-wife. "Bitch."
[back at his table]
You go tell your employer it's gonna cost him another 10 G's apiece.
His Boss
Okay. But we want this finished as soon as possible.
Well, believe me, we don't want to spend anymore time in this garden spot than we have to.
Leonard Got that right.
