Arthur Herk I need a missile.
Played by Stanley Tucci 
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Big Trouble (2002): in 11 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Officer Monica Romero (4)
Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.
More lines from Arthur Herk
3 quotes Arthur Herk Arthur Herk Make her stop, god in heaven make her stop SHE WANTS MY SOUL!!!
Arthur Herk Morning, douchebag.
Scenes with Arthur Herk
7 scenes Arthur Herk This is my goddamn house!
Officer Monica Romero: Yes, and these are my handcuffs, and if you don't cooperate, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house!
Arthur Herk [making an opinion on who might have shot his TV]
I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. 'Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!
Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.
Arthur Herk I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.
Thank you for that observation.
I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.
Anna Herk
Hey, kids.
Arthur Herk I want to press charges! Cuff him!
My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.
Arthur Herk [to Eliot]
Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back.
Thanks for everything.
{Having been sprayed by a hallucinogenic toad, Arthur is hallucinating that his dog possesses the head of Martha Stewart]
Arthur Herk Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!
The dog, sir?
Arthur Herk No, not that! Her!
Who?
Arthur Herk You know! Her!
Martha Stewart Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!
Arthur Herk Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!
Mr. Herk, this is important...
Arthur Herk Please don't let her take my soul!
I don't know.
How close did he get to that toad?
Like face first.
Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.
Martha Stewart growls
Discovery Channel.
Arthur Herk Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!!!
Martha Stewart Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!
Good thing you ran away, Arthur, you might have gotten wet.
Arthur Herk Shut up!
Easy...
Arthur Herk Don't tell me easy, this is my goddamn house!
And these are my handcuffs, and if you don't take it easy, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house.
