Matt Arnold Uh, Jenny's mom opened the door, and I came running up to squirt her. And then, uh, Mrs. Herk jumped me... or jumped ON me. And, uh, and then I went down on Jenny... or I f-fell on Jenny.
Played by Ben Foster 
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Big Trouble (2002): in 6 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Andrew (3), Jenny Herk (2)
Scenes with Matt Arnold
6 scenes Matt Arnold
Geo Salesman
Sweet little vehicle. Just get divorced? Ah, it doesn't matter. Forty-two miles to the gallon, AM/FM radio. I'll even throw in the undercoating. Anything else you'd like to know?
Matt Arnold Yeah. How many clowns can it hold?
Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.
Matt Arnold Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.
You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?
Matt Arnold Andrew?
He ran the other way.
Did anybody call the police?
You [Andrew], don't look at my ass when I walk away.
I can't make that promise.
[scoffs and leaves]
Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.
Matt Arnold Are you looking at her ass?
Yeah.
[Matt and Andrew are getting prepared for a big water gun war at their friend, Jenny, in her home]
So, what's the plan? Through the front?
Matt Arnold [sarcastically]
Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny." No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.
Matt Arnold [Jenny walks away from Matt and Andrew again.]
Are you staring at her ass?
You're not?
