Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Big Trouble (2002): in 7 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Alan Seitz (5), Officer Monica Romero (4)
Oh, don't worry, Ivan. It's just your foot. See, this is what we at the bureau call an extremity shot. Generally, the victim survives. They don't do so well with what we call a torso shot.
Pat Greer So what do you think, Ivan? Would you like to experience a torso shot?
Pat Greer Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?
Warms the shit out of my cockles.
Where did they get that stuff?
Pat Greer Russia.
Don't the Russians have controls on that kind of thing?
Pat Greer You'd faint if you knew. A few months ago, somebody got a warhead out of a missile-dismantlement facility in a place called -...
Sergijev Posad. Not far from Moscow. Beautiful churches there.
Pat Greer Anyway, somebody who knew what they were doing modified it. Dumped it on some guys who run a place here called The Jolly Jackal.
The bar?
Pat Greer That bar has more AK-47s than Budweiser.
What makes you think this is the first time?
Pat Greer Never mind which time this is. The important thing is we got those assholes trapped at the airport, and until we say further, no plane is taking off.
You can do that?
Airport Officer Arch Ridley: [Agent Greer just pushed him up against a support wall] Name's Arch Ridley. Tell me what you need. Please don't kill me.
Pat Greer We're tracking a couple of scumbags, with one, maybe two hostages and a big metal suitcase. Anybody in this crackerjack system of yours see anything like that?
{Having been sprayed by a hallucinogenic toad, Arthur is hallucinating that his dog possesses the head of Martha Stewart]
Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!
Pat Greer The dog, sir?
No, not that! Her!
Pat Greer Who?
You know! Her!
Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!
Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!
Pat Greer Mr. Herk, this is important...
Please don't let her take my soul!
Pat Greer What the hell's he talking about?
I don't know.
How close did he get to that toad?
Like face first.
Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.
growls
Discovery Channel.
You're going to shoot that plane down? You can't do this! There's innocent people on that plane!
Pat Greer If that nuke goes off over Freeport, many innocent people die. Now, nobody likes this, okay? But this has been discussed, believe me, as high as it can be, every scenario, and this is the only way out.
How soon?
Pat Greer When the plane's over the Gulf Stream. Three minutes.
Well, what about the kid's father? Maybe he made it onto the plane.
Pat Greer Let's say he did. Is he, by any chance, familiar with a Russian nuclear warhead with a plutonium rod encased in a terillium core?
I believe he's in advertising.
