Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Big Trouble (2002): in 5 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Pat Greer (5), Officer Monica Romero (3)
Alan Seitz Oh, don't worry, Ivan. It's just your foot. See, this is what we at the bureau call an extremity shot. Generally, the victim survives. They don't do so well with what we call a torso shot.
So what do you think, Ivan? Would you like to experience a torso shot?
Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?
Alan Seitz Warms the shit out of my cockles.
Where did they get that stuff?
Russia.
Don't the Russians have controls on that kind of thing?
You'd faint if you knew. A few months ago, somebody got a warhead out of a missile-dismantlement facility in a place called -...
Alan Seitz Sergijev Posad. Not far from Moscow. Beautiful churches there.
Anyway, somebody who knew what they were doing modified it. Dumped it on some guys who run a place here called The Jolly Jackal.
The bar?
That bar has more AK-47s than Budweiser.
Alan Seitz What makes you think this is the first time?
Never mind which time this is. The important thing is we got those assholes trapped at the airport, and until we say further, no plane is taking off.
You can do that?
{Having been sprayed by a hallucinogenic toad, Arthur is hallucinating that his dog possesses the head of Martha Stewart]
Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!
The dog, sir?
No, not that! Her!
Who?
You know! Her!
Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!
Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!
Mr. Herk, this is important...
Please don't let her take my soul!
I don't know.
Alan Seitz How close did he get to that toad?
Like face first.
Alan Seitz Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.
growls
Alan Seitz Discovery Channel.
