Snake [to the Russians]
If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head.
Played by Tom Sizemore 
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
Big Trouble (2002) · 78 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Big Trouble (2002): in 13 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Eliot Arnold (2), Jenny Herk (2), Eddie (2)
Scenes with Snake
13 scenes Snake Snake [to Puggy]
Next time I see you again, you're dead.
[As Snake, Eddie and the kidnapped Jenny arrive at the aiport]
Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
Snake What do you think?
I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Snake [looks at the signs]
Departures.
You're making a big mistake.
Snake Story of my life.
Snake [Getting into the hi-jacked police car]
Let's go.
I ain't never driven one of these before.
Snake It ain't a spaceship, asshole. Drive.
Snake [remarking on his gun]
Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.
How would you even know if I did something stupid?
Snake I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.
Snake If you don't do like I say, you know what's gonna happen to you, right?
You're gonna shoot me?
Snake You got that right.
Airport Security Checker
[At the Airport Security Walk-through]
What is this?
Snake A garbage disposal.
Airport Security Checker
A garbage disposal?
Snake Portable.
Airport Security Checker
You'll have to turn it on.
Snake It's got a timer.
Snake [turns the switches of the bomb on]
Grounds up your garbage, while you're out.
Snake [In the airplane]
How about we go now?
Airplane Captain Justin Hobart
Sir, we have to finish the preflight checklist. It's for your safety, sir.
Snake [points to his gun in his hand]
I got my safety right here, asshole.
Snake [about Puggy]
He broke my ankle!
I break your head!
Snake The Kingpin will never let go of the Kingpin's suitcase! [Opens fire on him]
[Grabs an emergency lever]
Have it your way [pulls the lever disconecting the stairs from the plane]
Snake We need four tickets to the Bahamas, one-way, next flight you got.
Fly by Air Ticket Agent
Nassau or Freeport?
Snake The Bahamas.
Fly by Air Ticket Agent
Nassau and Freeport are in the Bahamas.
Snake [confused]
Whichever's next.
Snake The Kingpin will never let go of the Kingpin's suitcase! [opens fire on him]
Airplane Captain Justin Hobart
It's a bomb! It's a bomb! Get it off the plane!
[Eliot grabs an emergency lever...] [to Snake]
Have it your way!
[...And pulls it, jettisoning the stairs and sending Snake and the suitcase plummeting towards the ocean.]
