Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker Get the word out that I'm building an evil army.
Most-quoted character in Kick-Ass 2 (2013): in 16 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass (2)
Are you really that stupid? There's two of you and a whole army of us, Do you really have such a hard-on to die?
More lines from Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
10 quotes Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker Hence forth I'll be known as The Mother****er!
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker My superpower is that I'm rich as shit.
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face!
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker Whats the point of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker Your dad? You blow up my dad with a bazooka!
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to **** Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night.
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker I'm here to end Kick-Ass!
Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth, I'll be known as...The Mother****er!
Scenes with Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker
5 scenes Chris D'Amico What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the news off the DVR?
Mrs. D'Amico
Yes. Yes I did, Christopher.
Chris D'Amico That was the one with Kick-Ass!
Mrs. D'Amico
Ugh, Christopher! You've got to stop obsessing over this superhero!
Chris D'Amico He is not a superhero, Mom. He's a murderer! He blew Dad up with a bazooka, for heaven's sake!
Mrs. D'Amico
[making sign of the cross]
Your father died in a fire.
Chris D'Amico A fire?!! What is your problem?
Mrs. D'Amico
You! You are my problem! I am trying to raise you to be a normal boy. That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident.
Chris D'Amico A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch!
Mrs. D'Amico
This conversation is over!
Chris D'Amico Great! Then, I'm leaving.
Javier He's little, and he kills.
Chris Right. Call him "The Tumor". Who's next?
Javier Alright. We got an ex-Triad member, looking for work.
Chris Easy! "Genghis Carnage"! Come on!
Javier You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.
Chris Archetypes. Keep going.
Javier Alright, we got a Katryna Dubrovsky. Yeah.
Chris Wait, wait, wait, a chick? You're saying you hired a chick?
Javier Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the gulag until she ate her cellmate.
Chris "Mother Russia".
Javier Mother Russia and Mother****er both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris.
Chris I am not asking for suggestions. Just get them costumes and get them ready. Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.
Javier Not a problem, man. I got your back.
Chris It's kinda like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.
Javier Did you just call me your **** butler?
Chris Yeah, is it not a compliment?
[to Eisenhower]
You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.
Mother Russia
I know. Tonight you die.
Mother Russia
You will not shoot me. You are super hero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
The Mother****er
That's super villain territory or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-****s.
The Tumor [waves]
Hi.
[takes gun; clicks, Mother Russia realizes it's empty]
Yeah, just like your head.
Genghis Carnage [Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him]
Yeah!
The Tumor Ooh, that's gotta hurt. [Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade]
The Mother****er
I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
The Mother****er
Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
Who are you supposed to be?
The Mother****er
I'm the Mother ****er! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys. [picks up mail statement]
The Mother****er
Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team? [googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]
The Mother****er
Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
Mother Russia
Want me to kill his dog?
The Mother****er
The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.
Mother Russia
Don't worry, I kill you first. [wraps legs around Colonel's neck]
Justice Forever... [snaps neck; dies]
What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
The Mother****er
Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.
You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad."
The Mother****er
YOUR dad? You BLEW UP my dad with a BAZOOKA!
What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real-life! When you're dead, it's done! There's no sequel.
The Mother****er
You made this real. You started it! Now I'm gonna finish it. I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus.
