Mr. Lizewski Dave, have you been sneaking out at night? Miss Neipert said she thought she saw you leaving at two in the morning.
Miss Neipert's crazy, Dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.
Played by Garrett M. Brown 
Kick-Ass 2 (2013) · 44 quotes
Kick-Ass 2 (2013) · 44 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Kick-Ass 2 (2013): in 3 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass (3)
Scenes with Mr. Lizewski
3 scenes Mr. Lizewski Mr. Lizewski [Dave finds his father in his room, holding his crime-fighting gear and realises Dave is Kick-Ass]
Is this what you've been up to while I'm up working nights saving for your college? You've been dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick things!
What are you doing in my room?
Mr. Lizewski I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you.
Oh okay, good. Now you can stop.
Mr. Lizewski No. Now I'm even more worried. Jesus, Dave, drugs would've been better. This is deranged.
Whoa, some people do a lot worse.
Mr. Lizewski Oh, the people you hang out with?
No! The people I hang out with are superheroes.
Mr. Lizewski There's no such thing, Dave. This is the real world with real consequences! When are you gonna grow up?
If it means turning into you, never. I don't wear the mask 'cause I'm ashamed of who I am! Not like you!
Mr. Lizewski [Dave starts putting clothes in his backpack.]
What's that supposed to mean?
If you're not at work, you're here doing crunches. Why? So you can look like someone else? Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing? Your life has no meaning, Dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice? [heads towards door]
Mr. Lizewski Where the hell are you going?
Oh, uh, I'm leaving. That's what you do when you grow up. [walks out the door, leaving his father distraught]
Mr. Lizewski [After the cops get a phone call, they leave and two convicts show up in a prison cell in front of Mr. Lizewski] [looks at the convicts nervously, last words]
Can I help you?
Convict #1 [holds up a phone]
The Mother****er wants us to take a picture with you.
Marty [as he opens the front door, he and Dave enter the house]
It helps that my dad is a really good lawyer. Because I don't think my beautiful ass would last too long in prison. [Dave gets a message on his phone]
Marty [surprised]
Red Mist? Whatever happened to that guy?
Marty [Dave stares at what he sees on his phone in shock, then drops his phone as it falls to the floor and looks at Marty] [notices Dave]
What is it? Dude, what's wrong?
[Dave doesn't answer and breaks down in tears on the floor in devastation. Marty picks up Dave's phone, then it shows a picture of Mr. Lizewski's dead body. A flashback shows him getting strangled to the prison bars and beaten up by the two convicts until he is finally killed with his body hung and the first convict takes a picture. The flashback ends and Marty turns off Dave's phone in disgust and shock. The scene changes to Dave at his dad's funeral along with policemen and his friends]
[narrating]
The next few days passed in a fog. It didn't matter that I told the police about Chris. They couldn't find him. The cops did show up at Dad's funeral, not out of respect, but because they were scared something would happen. My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, [a flashback is shown where Dave and Mr. Lizewski are hanging up a poster in Dave's room] and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.
Mr. Lizewski [smiles]
I love you, pal. [the flashback ends and it cuts back to Dave at the funeral]
I love you too, dad. [then Dave tosses a handful of dirt into his Dad's grave]
