[to Eisenhower]
You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.
I know. Tonight you die.
You will not shoot me. You are super hero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
That's super villain territory or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-****s.
[waves]
Hi.
[takes gun; clicks, Mother Russia realizes it's empty]
Yeah, just like your head.
[Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him]
Yeah!
Ooh, that's gotta hurt. [Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade]
I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
Who are you supposed to be?
I'm the Mother ****er! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys. [picks up mail statement]
Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team? [googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]
Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
Want me to kill his dog?
The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.
Don't worry, I kill you first. [wraps legs around Colonel's neck]
Justice Forever... [snaps neck; dies]
