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Javier

He's little, and he kills.

Chris

Right. Call him "The Tumor". Who's next?

Javier

Alright. We got an ex-Triad member, looking for work.

Chris

Easy! "Genghis Carnage"! Come on!

Javier

You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.

Chris

Archetypes. Keep going.

Javier

Alright, we got a Katryna Dubrovsky. Yeah.

Chris

Wait, wait, wait, a chick? You're saying you hired a chick?

Javier

Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the gulag until she ate her cellmate.

Chris

"Mother Russia".

Javier

Mother Russia and Mother****er both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris.

Chris

I am not asking for suggestions. Just get them costumes and get them ready. Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.

Javier

Not a problem, man. I got your back.

Chris

It's kinda like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.

Javier

Did you just call me your **** butler?

Chris

Yeah, is it not a compliment?

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