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Javier: He's little, and he kills.
Chris: Right. Call him "The Tumor". Who's next?
Javier: Alright. We got an ex-Triad member, looking for work.
Chris: Easy! "Genghis Carnage"! Come on!
Javier: You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.
Chris: Archetypes. Keep going.
Javier: Alright, we got a Katryna Dubrovsky. Yeah.
Chris: Wait, wait, wait, a chick? You're saying you hired a chick?
Javier: Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the gulag until she ate her cellmate.
Chris: "Mother Russia".
Javier: Mother Russia and Mother****er both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris.
Chris: I am not asking for suggestions. Just get them costumes and get them ready. Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.
Javier: Not a problem, man. I got your back.
Chris: It's kinda like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.
Javier: Did you just call me your ****ing butler?
Chris: Yeah, is it not a compliment?


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