Gayle I got a long-standing relationship with this judge and I don't wanna get too graphic but I used to suck his dick for drugs.
Played by Jane Lynch 
Role Models (2008) · 53 quotes
Role Models (2008) · 53 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Role Models (2008): in 11 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Wheeler (4), Danny (3), Ronnie (2)
Scenes with Gayle
11 scenes Gayle Gayle Language, Ronnie!
My language is English and this mother****er tried to grab my hang-dang.
Gayle Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Hell, no!
Gayle You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.
What'd you have for dinner?
Was it cocaine?
Gayle (appropriately hugging Martin)
This is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big. (hugging him from behind) This is not.
Well, obviously we're not supposed to butt**** these kids.
Gayle Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
In what way are we full of shit?
Which one of us has the Ph.D?
Gayle Don't you come in here preaching to me about hours when you're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!
Gayle Why don't you two guys go home, put down some lines of selfishness, which is your blow, close the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
Gayle I will sign your sheets but you need to know I am not here to service your hours. I'm here to service these young boys.
Gayle Oh, and F.Y.I., you're playing on this girl's court now, okay? So you're playing by her rules.
Are you the coach?
Gayle I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.
Gayle I know why you're here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.
Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?
