Emmet Step 1: Breathe ( breathes deeply )
Voiced by Chris Pratt 
The Lego Movie (2014) · 56 quotes
The Lego Movie (2014) · 56 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Lego Movie (2014): in 35 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Wyldstyle (15), Vitruvius (14), Bad Cop (10)
You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can change everything. I am not special 'cause I am not, the only thing I was doing was save the world, and I mean anyone can save the world.
More lines from Emmet
13 quotes Emmet Emmet Step 2: Greet the Day, Smile and Say
Emmet Step 3: Exercise
Emmet Step 4: Shower
Emmet Number 5: Shave the face
Emmet Number 6: Brush your teeth
Emmet Number 7: Comb the hair
Emmet Number 8: Wear clothes
Emmet Step 9: Eat complete breakfast
Emmet WHAT?!
Emmet Pow pow! Bullet bullet! Gun!
Emmet See you later, alligator..
Emmet This is so weird- [Wyldstyle: You're not a special, you *LIED* to me] ??? [Wyldstyle: ???] ???
Scenes with Emmet
21 scenes
Radio DJ
[he turns on the radio]
Top of the charts again, it's everything is awesome.
Emmet Oh, my gosh! I love this Song! [Everything Is Awesome turns on, the music starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street]
Paper Boy
Paper!
Emmet Always root for the local sports team. [a train full of passengers appear]
LEGO® Citizens
Gooooooooo, SPORTS TEAM!!
Emmet Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice! [everyone turns to Emmet]
LEGO® Citizens
So, do you!
Emmet Drink Overpriced Coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]
Larry The Barista
Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]
Emmet [Laughing]
Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]
Construction Worker
Did you see Where are my Pants? last night? [everyone laughs and replies at the same time]
Emmet [chuckles]
Classic episode!
Foreman
[Everything is Awesome" continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position]
Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] [BOOM!!!!] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the Instructions!
Construction Worker #1
Hey, buddy! I need 1x2 keyhole!
Emmet No problem, Michael.
Construction Worker #2
2x2 macaroni over here.
Emmet 2x2 macaroni flying in! Here's 1, Mel.
Construction Worker #3
Guys, got a 1x1 with an indented stud on 1 side!
Foreman
Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!
Emmet Roger that, Roger.
Construction Worker #4
Look alive, coming at you.
Construction Worker #5
Can I get a couple LURPs over here?
Emmet Thanks, Gail.
Construction Worker #6
Guys, watch me drill this down.
Emmet [everyone cheers and Emmet]
Construction Workers
[they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]
Emmet Man, I feel so good right now! I CAN SING THIS SONG FOR HOURS! [5 Hours Later] [everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]
Construction Worker #1
When you're part of a TEAM! [BOOM! everyone cheering] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRRRRRRRRRAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYY?! [as the other constructions workers start leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
Emmet Chicken wings? I lo...!
Construction Worker #2
Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
Emmet Croissant? I love croissant!
Construction Worker #3
Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!
Emmet Giant sausages, no way. [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] Do you know what I love to do? This is share a meal with the special people in my life, Fred, Barry, Gail, me and y...?
Emmet [suddenly Emmet's into a construction post: WHACK!, Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, and a gust of wind blow his instruction manual out of his hand]
Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave just as he hears something a whoosh] I think I heard a whoosh.
Emmet I feel like maybe I should touch that.
Voice
It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... Touch the Piece... It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... [Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block]
Emmet Uh... [he becomes completely transfixed and steps over his instruction manual]
Voice
Touch the--
[he slowly extends his hand and touches the block and infinite gets a vision] [record scratches, which includes Vitruvius reciting the Piece of Resistance prophecy]
A Special one with face of yellow... [Emmet falls, screaming] ...will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground... [Emmet is still falling] ...this Master Builder... [girl screams] ...will thwart the Kragle and save the realm...
Come on, Emmet, protect the Special!
Boy
It's your turn to be the hero.
[as Emmet slowly wakes he hears someone's voice interrogating him] [Bad Cop echoes in distorted voice]
Wake up.
Emmet [Emmet falls asleep] [echoes in distorted voice]
Ugh.
Come on, wake up! Where is the Master Builders?! How did you find the Piece of Resistance?! Eh?!, where are the others hiding?
Emmet [Emmet's wake up out voice interrogating hears as starts to open his eyes] [in normal voice]
Good morning, apartment...?
[in normal voice]
WAKE UP! [Emmet screams suddenly an angry looking cop shines a light onto Emmet making him immediately awake] How did you find the Piece of Resistance?
Emmet The Piece of what?
The Piece of Resistance. [Bad Cop grunts, and screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, suddenly he knocks a chair aside in anger scaring Emmet, we see Emmet is being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to chair]
Emmet I don't, where am I, what's happening?
What's happening? Playing dumb, master builder?
Emmet No, I... master builder?
Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?
Emmet No, I...
Or the Special?
Emmet No! No, I...
You're a liar! We'll kill ya. [Bad Cop grunting and screams, starts to kick and wrestle a chair]
Emmet Look, um... [Bad Cop chuckles] I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... [Emmet gasps] Isn't there supposed to also be a-? Isn't there supposed to be a Good Cop?! [Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Oh yes. But we're not done yet. [switches head]
Good Cop
Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?
Emmet Yeah, actually that sounds-
[switches back to his face]
TOO BAAAD!!! [smacks the glass away] Security cameras picked up this! [grunts] You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece!
Emmet That's disgusting!
Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?
Emmet [peers back, sees that The Piece of Resistance is glued onto his back, and screams in alarm, but has a panic attack, and tries to get it off]
Oh no! Aaaah! Ah! Ah! Get off me!! It won't come off, it's chasin' me! Look, it's not my fault! I have no idea how this thing got on my back! [Bad Cop changes his face to Good Cop]
Good Cop
Of course, buddy. I believe you!
Emmet Great! [suddenly Bad Cop appears beside Emmet] [Screams] Aaaahh!! I don't wanna scared?
I "believe" you, too! You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means I don't believe you! Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before President Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world?
Emmet President Business is gonna end the world? But he's such a good guy. And Octan, they make good stuff: [flashback books] Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... [flashback ends] ...Wait a minute.
Oh, come on, you can't be this stupid!
Emmet Look, this is a misunderstanding, I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy, and I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world, and they're probably missing me right now, they're probably out looking around! Hey, where's Emmet? Hey, where's my best friend Emmet? And you know what. Ask all my friends! THEY'LL TELL YOU!!
Emmet [Emmet looks devastated; to Bad Cop]
There you go, I told you I was a nobody.
Emmet Cover? Cover for what?!
I can't break him. Take him to the meltin' chamber and do nothing.
Emmet What?! [in the meltin' chamber Emmet has been strapped to the meltin' device, Emmet screams 10 seconds] NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOO!! You're going to melt me?! AM I GONNA DIE?!
Good Cop
You'll live! You'll be fine! [Bad Cop/Good Cop's phone rings and Bad Cop answers it as he switches back to his face]
Melting chamber, or not!
President Business, I have him right here, sir. A blue beam?! Yes and no, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but uh, we're lying to kill him. [Bad Cop presses the button to activate the meltin' device and Evil Villain tells Bad Cop]
I'll never telling you, cop! NEVEEEER!!
Emmet Wait! What did he just say?!
Hold still!
Get off the melting chamber!
Evil Villain, GET OUT OF THE MELTING CHAMBER, NOW! [Evil Villain leaves] Hold still, Emmet?
Emmet Wait, there is obviously been a mix-up here! You have got the wrong-- [a blue beam of light is shoot at Emmet's back to remove the Piece of Resistance and screams] OOOOOW!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah-ah-ah-eh-ow! That is gonna start hurting pretty soon!
Emmet [as the Robot starts to increase the heat while grinning meanicingly, the hooded woman that Emmet had noticed in the construction site earlier appears and attacks the robots, overpowering them all down and goes to Free Emmet]
No,no,no,nonononono...
Emmet [Emmet grunts and falls she frees him from his iron shackles, Wyldstyle grumbles stops. Emmet gasps]
Whoa! Who are you?! [Wyldstyle sighs and takes off her hood to reveal her face and Emmet is transfixed again] It's you...?
Come with me, if you wanna not die. [just as Emmet goes to grab her hand, Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, Good Cop enters the chamber with a croissant]
Good Cop
Hi, everybody! How's the Melting goi--? [as he notices Emmet escaping with Wyldstyle Bad Cop appears]
Hey, hey, hey, heeeeeey! [he starts shooting at Emmet and Wyldstyle] Red alert, red alert! I need everyone, repeat, everyone, to go after the special! [kicks the melting chamber, screams] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! THAT HURTS!
You're FIRED!
Evil Villain, you're never seen fired again!
The Emmet NEVER give me the melting chamber again! You're stupid red beam of light and runaway! [Evil Villain bites the Bad Cop]
OUCH!! He bit me.
Emmet Hey, um...
Hang on, sir! [As they pull away, Bad Cop turns to go after them]
All units, cut them off on Elm, now! [suddenly his face changes to Good Cop]
Good Cop
[Good Cop spins in] [gasping and chuckling]
Or, whenever you can?
Ten-Four, Bad Cop.
Emmet [Many squad cars block the road, as they are being chased and shut at]
Watch out!
Hold on! [she jumps the bike bunny hopping over one squad car and going up onto the monorail platform and onto the track, and screaming. Wyldstyle manages to avoid hitting the police cars in front of them] We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the Piece has been found.
Emmet Huh?
They're up on the monorail. Release the Copper Choppers. [the helicopter above them drops down a motorcycle with two cops in it, a police helicopter flies in dropping a robot on a motorcycle, both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, which begins to drive towards Emmet and the girl, firing a laser as he goes, Emmet shields himself from the fire but the girl, pulls out a multi barrelled laser and returns fire, just as they were about to crash, the figure veers off leaving the robots to crash head-on with a train]
Emmet Oh, no! [causing a massive explodes, and screaming. He they start shooting at Wyldstyle and Emmet but Wyldstyle shoots back and manages to get their motorcycle onto the street below, they land safely] Will you please tell me what's happening?
I'm rescuing you, sir. You're the one that the prophecy spoke of. You're the Special.
Emmet [Whispers]
Me?
Emmet [Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head]
Uh, what are you doing? [suddenly Vitruvius pulls off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head]
Emmet WHAT?!?!?!
...to prove that you have to unlock the potential to be a Master Builder, ujjayi breath! [Vitruvius chants in magical language] Shut your face, a found The Dog! [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space] [CRACK!!!]
Emmet [echoing]
Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.
I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.
Emmet [chuckles]
That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. [suddenly a TV forms behind him] Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. [a couch forms behind him] And I thought to myself, well, what if there’s such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? [suddenly the couch forms into a double decker couch] Introducing the double decker couch: So everyone could watch TV, together and be buddies! [dead silence]
That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Please, Wyldstyle. Lemme handle this, that idea is just the worst. [to Emmet]
A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...
Emmet [Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a...]
DRAGON!!! [Emmet screams as the dragon swoops the Batwing as the Batwing dives down to avoid it]
Yeah, that too. [Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track, Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...
Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down, Emmet screams he turns on his stereo making Emmet and Vitruvius jump in the back]
Emmet Can you turn that down a little bit?!
This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!
[Wyldstyle turns to Emmet]
This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.
Emmet Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]
So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.
Emmet [Emmet gasps]
Is that Superman?
Statue of Liberty
Bonjour.
Girl, what are you doing right now?
Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?
Uh, I've to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]
[the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large]
Did didn't Krypton blow up?
My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy... [Benny: 'Hello!'] ...2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.
[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]
Emmet [as the robots have got hold of Emmet]
OW, YOU'RE PULLING MY TORSO OFF!!
Babe, help me get him out of here!
I said every man for himself.
Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly he goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!
I need you to have a better attitude about it!
I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]
[Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot]
The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him corner! [he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?
Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!
Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!
Emmet Can't we build something? [suddenly the space guy comes over to them]
Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!
No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.
That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [Groaning] [looking visibly disappointed he kicks his half built spaceship and it falls apart]
Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...
The walls are crying!
[as she tries to plug a hole]
We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]
This is not how Batman dies!
[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]
Emmet! Hold on, hold on!
Emmet Wyldstyle!
[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signalling a detonation]
Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!
[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface] [where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]
Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?
Micro-Manager
Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.
Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to, we've go to find that piece, [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: "the Special is no more"! [they all depart from the wreckage]
Emmet : Okay. :[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. Clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.
Emmet [the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment]
Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly gets interrupted by another Master Builder]
REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.
Emmet Who are you?
The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.
Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]
I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] ...and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]
Emmet [disturbed]
Okay.
I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. [to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?
Emmet Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.
WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]
Emmet Please, everyone, everyone! please.
William Shakespeare
[throws a pizza]
Rubbish!
Emmet [addressing the Master Builders]
Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!
Swamp Creature
This is supposed to make us feel better?
Emmet What th-? No, there was about to be a but...
You're a butt!
Dumbledore
Yes.
[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]
You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]
Emmet Why are you leaving?!
A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]
Emmet Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?
Master Builder 1
You're not even a bit special.
[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch] [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet]
Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]
Master Builder 2
You're a huge disappointment!
Master Builder 3
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]
Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!
Emmet Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Master Builder 4: Special? Not!
[A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog] :
Emmet I was wrong.
[Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, goes through the eye of the dog and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]
It's the orb of Tee-te-list.
Emmet What's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?
Build a spaceship?
Kill a chicken?
Marry a marshmallow!
Why, this. [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪♪]
Emmet No! It's follow the instructions.
Sounds weird.
Emmet No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! ...You could save the universe!
Well said, Emmet. Well said.
Emmet Really?
She be a fine speech there, laddie.
Emmet Okay. Somebody get me some markers... some construction paper... and some GLITTER GLUE!!! [Emmet stands in front of the instructions he's drawn] I call this, Emmet's plan to get inside the tower, put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle and save the world, I've built a hundred just like them back in the city, if we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are located, I can get us anywhere.
How will we get inside?
Emmet [Whispers]
In a spaceship!
SPACESHIP! [Benny chuckles and rushes off excitedly to build a spaceship]
Great idea, a Bat spaceship.
Emmet No, they're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship, or a rainbow sparkled spaceship.
[grabs Emmet]
Tell me, Emmet, you're need it timeout and you're never take him for a melting chamber AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!! [echoes]
Evil Villain, GET OUT!
NO! [falls off the canyon] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! [destroys the melting chamber] Bad Cop, you ruined the melting chamber! Batman, you're FIRED! [echoes]
Emmet You can't fired me. I QUIT!
Emmet You... don't have to be... the bad guy. You are the most talented... most interesting... and extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things, because you are the Special.
Emmet [Lord Business looks shocked and lowers the Kragle]
And so am I, and so is everyone, the prophecy is made up, but it's also true, it's about all of us, right now, it's about you, and you, still, can change everything.
Emmet [he holds up the Piece of Resistance. Business, touched by Emmet's speech drops the Kragle and starts walking over to him. Cut to the real world where Finn's father approaches his son, kneels down and hugs Finn, at the same time in Lego world, we see Lord Business is hugging Emmet.]
Oh, we got a hugger. [Emmet hands the Piece of Resistance to Lord Business] Be careful, I have been told... it might explode.
[Lord Business winks at Emmet, makes his way to the Kragle, in the real world Finn's father places the lid on the Krazy Glue, at the same time Lord Business places the Piece of Resistance on to the Kragle and into the TAKO device] [strains, exhales deeply]
Emmet, thank you.
[Emmet inhales]
And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never--
Emmet [screaming]
[suddenly the Kragle explodes causing all the micro-managers to de-activiate. Emmet lands in the middle of the city where his friends are.]
EMMET!
Emmet, arr!
Emmet [Chuckling]
Hey, everyone! Is everyone, okay. Where's Lucy? [Unikitty laughs, as the micro-managers fall down] [Wyldstyle comes up from under a micro-manager]
Emmet!
Emmet Lucy! [Emmet rushes over to her and Wyldstyle jumps into his arms]
We did it! [Unikitty laughs] [Batman clears throat. Just as Emmet and Wyldstyle are about to hold hands Batman interrupts them] [Emmet gasps] Oh, eeehhh. Emmet, wait, Batman, there's something I need to say to you!
No, Wyldstyle. I mean, Lucy! [he points to Emmet] He's the hero you deserve!
[Wyldstyle smiles and Emmet looks behind him to see who Batman was pointing at]
Thanks, Batman!
[giggles]
[Wyldstyle turns Emmet's face towards her and they finally hold hands, everyone cheers for them, then we see Vitruvius's ghostly form hovering over the city watching them] [whispers]
I liked Emmet before he was cool. [we see Lord Business is pouring an antidote to unstick everybody]
Whoops! I have the antidote for the Kragle! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!
Finn [at the same time in the real world Finn's father is pouring glue remover all over the Lego pieces as Finn watches]
De-kragler!
The Man Upstairs Watch this. YEAH! [as Finn's father pours glue remover onto Pa and Ma Cop Finn reunites Bad Cop with his parents]
Finn Oh, Mommy, Daddy, you're okay!
Ma Cop
[scene changes to Bad Cop reunited with his parents] [Ma Cop chuckles]
Oh, son! [Bad Cop who's now using his drawn on Good Cop face hugs his parents]
Good Cop
Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.
Pa Cop
[chuckles]
We're okay, son. [Pa Cop chuckles, in the real world as Finn and his father are playing with the Lego pieces Mom calls out]
Mom
[he door opens calls out something]
Uh, hey, guys? Time to come up for dinner! It’s Taco Tuesday, your favorite!
The Man Upstairs Okay, honey, well, be up in a sec.
Finn Oh, yeah, we'll be up in a sec!
The Man Upstairs Well, I got to tell you something.
Finn [hysterically]
What?
The Man Upstairs [to Finn the antidote for the Kragle, favorite and his father Lego pieces]
Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?
Finn Who?
The Man Upstairs Your sister.
Finn [surprised]
What?
Emmet [last lines; as everyone Emmet and the gang are having a feast on the Double-Decker couch]
We'll things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? [suddenly an alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...?
Duplo
[a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world] [Baby voice]
Well, we're from the planet Duplon, and we're here to destroy you.
Emmet ... Oh, man. [End of The Lego Movie]
Emmet Brickowski [the words "8½ years later…" appear on screen.] [the scene cuts to a man named Emmet Brickowski waking up in his apartment and turns off his alarm clock; cut to his bedroom view; he gets out bed, yawns and stretches, and walks through to his living room as the camera pans left]
Good morning, apartment! Good morning, doorway! Good morning, clock. Good morning, wall. Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor! Ready to start the day! [cuts to the row of books; he looks for it and grabs a book from a shelf] Ah, here it is! [cuts to a close-up of the instruction book; he reads the front cover manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step 1: breathe. [cuts to Emmet inhales and exhales deeply] Okay, got that one down. [cuts to the page of instruction book] Step 2: greet the day, smile and say... [cut to exterior apartment; all the Lego citizens opening their windows and yelling]
LEGO® Citizens
Good morning, city! [the citizens all say, "Good morning, city!"; camera zooms out to show the city]
Citizen
Good morning, city! Top of the morning to you, city! [cuts to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the manual]
Emmet Step 3: exercise. Jumping jacks, hit 'em! [he start jumping on the spot] One! Two! Three! I am so pumped up! [cuts to the page of instruction book] Step 4: shower. [cuts to Emmet getting in the shower and starts washing himself] And always be sure to keep the soap out of your--- ahhh! [he screams as the soap gets into his eyes; cuts to Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving] Shave your face, brush your teeth. Comb your hair. [he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair; cuts to the page of the instruction book] Wear clothes. [cuts to Emmet walking out of his apartment naked until he realizes] Oops! Almost forgot that one! [he turns back into his apartment; cut to his bedroom quickly trying on different outfits] No. No. Uh-uh. No. Not that. Wrong. [he finally wears his construction uniform] And that's it, check. [cuts to kitchen, where Emmet is making breakfast] Step 9: eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life. [cut to him sitting in his living room eating his breakfast alone; he turns to his pot plant] Hey, Planty! What do you want to do this morning? Watch TV? Me too! [he turns on the television; cuts to the front TV showing President Business giving a presentation]
Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation and the World. Let's all take extra care to follow the instructions... [whispers into microphone] ...or you'll be put to sleep [shouting] And DON'T forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week! [mariachi band shows up and confetti falls as they start celebrating and dancing] That's the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody! [cut to Emmet]
Emmet You have a great day, too, President Business. Man, he's such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of... wait! Did he say “put to sleep”?! [suddenly, Emmet gets distracted by the TV showing a promo of a sitcom]
TV Presenter
Tonight on "Where are my Pants?"
Actor on TV Show
Honey? Where are my pants? [he steps out showing that he's not wearing any pants and we hear canned laughter; cut to Emmet laughs histarically at this and falls of the couch]
Emmet What was I just thinking? I don't care. [scene cuts to the page of instruction book] Step 12: Greet your neighbors. [camera pans right to Emmet’s neighbors walk by] Hey Joe.
Plumber Joe
Hey, pal!
Emmet [dodges a pipe]
Whoa ho ho! Hey, Surfer Dave.
Surfer Dave
Hey, brah.
Emmet Good morning, Sherrie, [Sherrie’s cats walk by] Oh, hey Jasmine, hey Dexter, hey Luke, hey LeRoy, hey Fluffy, hey Fluffy Jr., hey Fluffy Sr., hey Jeff.
Jeff
Meow.
[as they float around Emmet's empty mind]
There must be something around here that proves his potential. If The Man Upstairs chose him to the Special, there must be a reason.
Emmet Who's The Man Upstairs?
See? He doesn't even know about The Man Upstairs.
Emmet Does he have super gross hands that look like they're made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid? [suddenly, they turn to see Emmet being raised up on a large human-like hand]
Wait. You've seen the...? [Emmet turns and notices he's standing on a large hand]
Emmet Wow! That's what I was just thinking about!
How did you...?
Emmet I had this weird dream when I touched the Piece. Well, I... I mean, I wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really a dream...
Emmet, you had a vision.
Emmet I did?
Master Builders spend years training themselves to clear their minds enough to have even a fleeting glimpse of The Man Upstairs. And yet, your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place. With proper training, you could become a great Master Builder.
Emmet I could?
The prophecy chose you, Emmet.
Emmet But I can't do any of the stuff that the prophecy says I'm supposed to do.
All you have to do is to believe; then you will see everything. Are you ready, my son?
Emmet Yes, I am. I think.
Then, we haven't a moment to lose. We must assemble the Master Builders.
Cowboy
[In the saloon, the cowboys are still playing.]
Do you think zeppelins are a bad investment?
[Bad Cop storms in the saloon, his horse galloping, the cowboy's grunt]
Has anyone seen this guy? [shows a picture of Emmet]
Sheriff
Wait a minute, draw a cowboy hat on him.
[Bad Cop draws a cowboy hat on the wanted poster]
Emmet Uh, is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds or cuckoos.
No, no. This is Middle Zealand. A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...
Emmet DRAGON! [the Batwing dives as a dragon swoops down]
Yeah, that too. [Batman transforms the Batwing into the Batmobile, lands the car in a forest area and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...
Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back; I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on his stereo, sending heavy metal blasting through the Batmobile, making Emmet and Vitruvius bounce in the back]
Emmet Aaah! Can you turn that down a little bit?!
This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song; we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!
[Wyldstyle turns to Emmet]
This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.
Emmet Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]
So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, take it all the way to the top and park the car. [The Batmobile stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [An angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud; the rainbow disappears.] Now, I just need to give the secret knock. [he turns and knocks once with his scepter on the cloud door, after a short pause the door bursts open and as they enter inside they hear music being played and everyone is happy and dancing around.]
Emmet I'm not sure about this place and what I am supposed to do.
Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Emmet [Everyone cheers]
But there are no signs or anything! How can people know what not to do?
Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules! There's no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.
You just said the word "no" like a million times.
And there's also no consistency.
I hate this place.
All ideas are the good ones, except the not-so-good ideas. Those that push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, [angrily tone] EVER... [normal tone] find them! Your fellow Master Builders are gathered in the Dog!
Emmet The what?
French Narrator
Meanwhile, at the dog...
Emmet [Emmet gasps]
Is that Superman?
Statue of Liberty
Bonjour.
Girl, what are you doing right now?
Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?
Uh, I have to, I have to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]
[the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large]
Did didn't Krypton blow up?
My fellow Master Builders, including, but not limited to Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy...
Hello!
...2002 NBA All-Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope; the Special has arisen.
[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]
Have the young man step forward.
As you wish, [says it incorrectly] Dubbledore.
I’m Gandalf.
Dumbledore
It's pronounced Dumbledore.
Dubbledore?
Dumbledore
No, Dumbledore.
I thought you said Dubbledore.
Vitruvius?!
Ah, we gotta write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it, but here we go. The Special will now give an eloquent speech. [to Emmet] Go ahead, man, you got this.
Emmet Okay. [Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. He clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance. [the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment] Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I, for one, am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [gets interrupted]
REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard; this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.
Emmet Who are you?
The name be Metalbeard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.
Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metalbeard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]
I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor, guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable: lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange, dangerous relics that entrap, snap, and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank". I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]
Emmet [disturbed]
Okay.
I had to replace every part of my once strapping, virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen Master Builder brothers?
Emmet Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.
WHAT?! [The other Master Builders shout in outrage]
Emmet Please, everyone, everyone! Please.
William Shakespeare
[throws a pizza]
Rubbish!
Emmet [addressing the Master Builders]
Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general. In fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type; plus, generally unskilled, also scared and cowardly. I know what you're thinking: "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And you are right!
Swamp Creature
This is supposed to make us feel better?
Vampire Max
Grrrg!
Emmet What th-? No, there was about to be a but-
You're a butt!
Dumbledore
Yes. [Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]
You all be on your own! I be leaved this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]
Emmet Why are you leaving?!
A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like a spaceship]
Emmet Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by a falling object] We can [a Master Builder throws cheese at him] still do [another Master Builder throws a DVD disc at him] this! [yet another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?
Master Builder #1
You're not even a bit special.
[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch] [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet]
Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]
Master Builder #2
You're a huge disappointment!
Master Builder #3
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]
Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!
Emmet [dolphin chirp, cat yowl]
Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Master Builder #4
Special? Not! [A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog.]
Emmet I was wrong. [Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, crashes through the eye of the dog, and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]
It's the orb of Tee-te-list!
Ruh-roh, it's the bad guys.
Shaq
Y’all ready for this? Oh no! They were ready for that.
IT DIDN'T BREAK!
Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gum! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]
Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman, his hands get stuck in the gum] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!
I super hate you.
Emmet [as the robots have got holding of Emmet]
Ow, you're pulling my head off!!!
Babe, help me get him out of here!
I said, every man for himself.
Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!
I need you to have a better attitude about it!
I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]
[Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker, which is now attached to the robot]
The Special's in the northwest quadrant; we've got him cornered. [he looks down, but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to its head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?
Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!
Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!
Emmet Can't we build something? [suddenly, the space guy comes over to them]
Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!
No, no, no, no! You can't; the skies are surrounded.
That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [looks visibly disappointed as he kicks his half-built spaceship and it falls apart]
Well, where can we go where we can’t be found?
How about we went underwater?
Emmet In a submarine!
Great idea, a Bat submarine patent pending.
With rainbows!
And dream catchers, just in case we took a nap.
Like an underwater spaceship!
Emmet But we can't build all of them at once!
Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny, Unikitty and Vitruvius
[as they stick together like a team for a moment]
READY? BREAK!
Emmet [as the others go off-screen]
Okay.
[the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them]
Stop him, stop him! [however, the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down.] Don't let him get to the water! [as they get closer to the water]
Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in! We're going under! [A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. Bad Cop grunts and throws the chair into the ocean]
Wonder Woman
[We hear muffled screams and we then see Cloud Cuckoo Land being destroyed by the robots and the Master Builders handcuffed and taken as prisoners]
Oh, no.
My home... It’s gone! I feel something; it feels like... THE OPPOSITE OF HAPPINESS! I must stay positive! Bubblegums... butterflies... [sees the dog's head break off; horrified] cotton candy!
Emmet I’m sorry, Unikitty...
Emmet Batman is the worst person I've ever met.
[suddenly, Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive]
Need a hyperdrive?
Emmet No way!
Babe!
Emmet I knew it! I knew that!
Those guys were so lame; all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too- all dudes.
But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?
Han Solo
[cut to the Millennium Falcon]
Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!
[Suddenly, the spaceship loses power, and is eaten by an asteroid worm; cut back to the ship]
Nah, they'll be fine.
Emmet [following Emmet's plan, the group work together to build a spaceship]
Step 1: Alright, we need a blue two-piece unit over at the... [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?
Sorry.
[picking up a piece of Lego as they follow the instructions]
Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.
What do I even...? I-I can't...! [kicks Lego pieces in frustration]
Emmet Nice. Step 2: We pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, laser gate.
[in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are in the driver's seat]
Space ID.
I have a drive-on.
Who are you here to see?
I am here to see... your butt.
Is that last name "butt", first name "your", or is it- [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] OH, MY GOSH!
[Batman laughs then throws another Batarang at the gate button, but fails to hit it]
Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws several Batarangs until it finally hits the button, making it go green.] First try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]
Emmet Step 3: We break into Lord Business's office, and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises.[they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4: Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metalbeard and Benny break into the control room]
Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.
10-4!
Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metalbeard and Benny quickly hide as not to be detected, Metalbeard transforms into a photocopying machine.]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his buttocks, both laughing. Metalbeard suddenly transforms back and destroys the two robots]
Metalbeard, that was awesome!
First law of the sea: never place your rear end on a pirate's face.
Emmet Once inside, they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metalbeard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]
I'm the computer.
Cool, talking computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please disable the shield systems.
Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls onto the computer]
Emmet Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind, he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]
Okay.
Emmet Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]
I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly, Bruce Wayne enters the room]
Bruce Wayne I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan]
Bruce Wayne?!? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the others, all clearly aware of who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence; Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]
Bruce Wayne We'd like to invest in your company; your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.
It is indeed super sweet.
Bruce Wayne Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?
Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.
Bruce Wayne Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?
Embarrassing.
Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight-foot speakers.
Bruce Wayne Great call.
Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.
[cut to Lord Business's robots instructing the captive Master Builders in the Think Tank]
Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!
We'll never help-! [Suddenly, the device attached to their heads electrocutes them, and they all start coming up with the instructions] Whatever you say, boss!
Emmet Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me exploding?
Uh, I didn't mention that earlier: when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?
Emmet No! But it might not, right?
Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.
[back at Octan Tower, Emmet and Wyldstyle disguised as a robots, deliver the speakers to the control room]
Attention everybody! Incoming Speaker Delivery! [Emmet looks in fear at the TAKO device and suddenly misses his footing and drops the speaker and THUD!... Emmet grunts and falls. The other robots look at them with suspicion] Who are you, two?
What excuse me?
Emmet [Emmet then speaks in a pretend robot voice]
Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice?
Give me a break, I've never been a robot before.
Emmet What do you mean?! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A ROBOT! [both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, and as the other robots get ready to attack them.] No, no, no! Do not listen to her!
What are your robot serial numbers?[Wyldstyle gasps and as the robots stare at them suddenly Emmet starts humming the tune to "Everything is Awesome!" then he dances and turns]
Emmet [Whispering]
Everything is awesome!
Robot #2
This is also my jam. [the robots starts singing and dancing]
Robots
Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you're part of a team
[Emmet starts joining in with them, he turns to Wyldstyle indicating for her to also sing along]
I don't want to sing the song. I'm not--? [the robots suddenly get ready to attack them when Wyldstyle joins in and sings] Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome when you're living out a dream!
[the robots start heading in one direction, Wyldstyle and Emmet quickly sneak away] [in normal voice]
Quick, let's go. [after they get passed the robots and start climbing up a vent]
Robots
[Singing]
Everything Is Awesome
Emmet [in normal voice] [chuckles]
I thought you didn't like that song.
I don't.
Emmet [Vitruvius is decapitated by Lord Business.]
Vitruvius! NO! Vitruvius.
My sweet Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.
Emmet I know, I'm doing my best, but I d-
The prophecy... I made it up.
Emmet What?
I made it up. It's not true.
Emmet But that means I'm just... I'm not the Special?
[last words before his death]
You must listen. What I'm about to tell you will change the course of history... [dies]
Emmet No. No. [the group looks visibly sad as they are led away by the robots]
Hey, not so special anymore, huh? [the robots strapped each of the group into one of the Think Tank seats] Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up. I'm not some special little snowflake, no! [A micro-manager picks up Emmet and straps him onto the battery] But as un-special as I am, you are a thousand billion times more un-special than me. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact-Zero!
Yes, Lord Business. [the robots hand Lord Business an Xacto razor and he walks over to Emmet]
Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. And the next minute… you're nobody! [uses the razor to cut the Piece of Resistance from Emmet's back] Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room. [he then deliberately throws the Piece of Resistance out of the window, breaking it.] Uh-oh, my mistake! There it goes!
No!
Bye-bye, forever! [the Piece of Resistance falls into the abyss] Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do! [he turns to his robots] ROBOTS! RELEASE THE KRAGLE! START THE COUNTDOWN! [his presses the button] and Computer?
Yes, sir?
Emmet, you'll... you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.
Emmet Didn't you hear him? The prophecy's made up. I'm not the Special. To think for a moment I thought I might be.
Emmet. [suddenly, Emmet hears Vitruvius's ghostly voice]
Emmet Who said that?
I did. [Vitruvius's ghostly form appears behind Emmet] I am ghost Vitruvius. Ooooh! [he glides over to face Emmet] Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the Piece could become the Special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.
Emmet But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special, when I'm not?
Because the world depends on it. Ooooh! [the ghostly form of Vitruvius starts to glide away]
Zapping termination in thirty-five Mississippi...
Emmet WHAT?!
Thirty-four Mississippi, thirty-three Mississippi, thirty-two Mississippi, thirty-one Mississippi, thirty Mississippi, twenty-nine Mississippi, twenty-eight Mississippi, twenty-seven Mississippi, twenty-six Mississippi, twenty-five Mississippi... [as the countdown continues, Emmet gets an idea; he manages to dislodge the battery from its holding place and rolls himself with the battery toward the broken window.]
Emmet! What are you...? [Emmet rolls himself towards the edge of the broken window and looks down into the abyss]
Emmet Whoa! [he looks back at Wyldstyle] Lucy!
Wait! What are you...? What are you...?
Emmet Now it's your turn to be the hero. [Wyldstyle realizing what Emmet is planning to do]
Thirteen, Mississippi.
No!
Twelve Mississippi, Eleven Mississippi...
Emmet See you later, alligator.
Ten Mississippi...
Don't! [Emmet jumps out the broken window.]
Emmet Ahhh!
Nine Mississippi, eight Mississippi...
[gasps]
No, EMMET! [as the computer countdown continues, Emmet starts falling into the abyss]
Emmet Aaaaaaaahhh!
Seven Mississippi, six Mississippi...
Emmet Aaah!
Five Mississippi, four Mississippi, three Mississippi, two Mississippi... [as Emmet gets nearer to the abyss, the battery he's strapped to snaps off its holder.] One Mississippi, zero, Missi- ERROR. Termination failure. [as the detonation sequence deactivates, the Master Builders are freed from their captivity]
Emmet! [She rushes over to the edge of the window and looks down into the abyss. The battery holder detached.] No... [the other Master Builders gather round]
He... he saved us.
Well, what do we do now? There's gotta be a bright side here somewhere?
Does anyone have any ideas?
Emmet had ideas.
Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he? [suddenly, Wyldstyle has an idea and looks round to the screen showing the citizen of Bricksburg as they are getting glued]
If only Emmet was here to see this. He'd say something adorable, like... [it cuts to Emmet, who is falling through the deep vortex of the abyss.]
Emmet AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I just gonna keep... falling... FOREVERRRRRRRRR??!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!! [finally, Emmet lands somewhere and it cuts to blackness; the thud noises are heard as he lands hardly.]
Emmet [Emmet becomes conscious, but he finds he can't move, but is able to think]
Is this another vision? Where am I? [he sees the sign for the Octan Tower.] Is that the office tower? [we see Emmet has fallen on the ground in a live-action basement where all the different Lego realms, including Bricksburg, have been assembled on a large table] Bricksburg! [Boom! He suddenly feels the ground shaking as if someone has taken a giant footstep] What was that?! [cuts to a human’s legs running around the basement heading towards Emmet] No, no, no, no! [a human accidentally steps on Emmet as it carries on running.] Ahhh! [A human is playing with the Lego set and actually carrying the spaceship Benny had built as if it's flying.]
Finn Spaceship! Spaceship!
Emmet What in the world is that? [he continues to watch a human (which reveals to be a boy named Finn) playing with the Lego spaceship] It's... adorable. [suddenly, Finn notices Emmet lying on the floor] Uh-oh! [Finn comes over to pick Emmet up] No! No! No, no, no, no! Hey, don't eat me! Don't eat me! Do not eat me! Please! [Finn gently picks Emmet up and looks at him]
Finn Hi, Emmet.
Emmet Uh... hi? [Finn stares at him] Is this The Man...? [Suddenly, the basement door opens, and the shadow of a man appears at the top of the stairs, and he starts walking down the stairs] The Man Upstairs. [when the man reaches the last step, the shadow reveals it's Finn's father wearing a business suit and looking annoyed, which is look-alike of Lord Business.]
The Man Upstairs What happened?! [as he sees all the different Lego pieces all over the place] No, no, no. This is a disaster. Why...why is...? What? What?! What?! The-the...why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?!
Finn I was just playing and...
The Man Upstairs Look, I know it's hard to understand. But this is Dad's stuff, okay? All of this that you see before you is all your father's. And everything is thought out; there's... [he looks around and sees the top of Octan Tower missing] What did you [do] down here?? Did you take the top off of the tower?!?
Finn It was an accident.
The Man Upstairs You end up accidentally, expertly, dangerously, and carefully took the entire top off of that tower?
Finn Yes.
The Man Upstairs You know the rules; this isn't a toy!
Finn Um...it kind of is.
The Man Upstairs No, actually it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.
Finn But we bought it at the toy store.
The Man Upstairs We did, but they way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.
Finn The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!
The Man Upstairs That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
Finn Because maybe we won't be able to resist playing with all this.
The Man Upstairs Look, I move your stuff over near to the decorations. All those bricks, you can build anything you want. [Emmet sees the larger Lego pieces piled together in a box; he notices Finn looking sad] Finn, we're gonna play a little game. It's called "let's put everything back the way you found it."
Finn But, Dad, you don't understand…
The Man Upstairs So I can make things the way they're supposed to be. [he turns, goes over to the nearby table and picks up a tube of Krazy Glue] Permanently. [the camera zooms over the drawer to reveal more krazy glue]
Emmet [gasps and realizes the more krazy glue]
More Kragles?! [back in the Lego world, Lord Business tries to stop the citizens from fighting back]
This rebellion ends right now! [he releases a bunch of micro-managers onto the city and they start attacking, then we see Finn's father is actually the micro-manger as using the Krazy Glue to stick a flying Lego truck the onto the Lego board]
Bricksburg Citizen
Oh, no! [then we see a Lego fireman who's build a machine out of his fire truck to fight off the micro-managers]
Fireman
Ha-ha! Fire in the hole! [Finn's father goes to pick up the fireman's truck] Wait! What's happening? No, wait! No, we're going down! [Finn's father destroys the assembled fire truck Lego piece] No! [we see one of Emmet's neighbors, Sharon, who's build a sled with her cats tied to the front as they rush away from the micro-managers]
Cat
Meow. Meow.
Sharon
Hold on, dear, we're coming for you. [the micro-manager gets her which is Finn's father gluing Sharon to the Lego board.] Ah!
Emmet Stop!
Sharon
Oh no! [Emmet watches in horror as Finn's father continues to glue the Lego pieces]
Arr, there be too many micro-managers!
The Man Upstairs [Finn's father is holding Benny's spaceship in his hand]
What am I holding here?
Finn It's a battleship.
The Man Upstairs No, it's a hodge-podge; that's what it is. What's Batman doing on it? [he throws Batman off the spaceship, then picks up Metal Beard] What is this? A robot pirate? [he throws Metal Beard down and he lands next to Batman]
Dang it. [Emmet watches all this in horror as Finn holds him]
Emmet Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop! [Finn's father notices Emmet in Finn's hand]
The Man Upstairs You got glue all over that construction worker. Here, give that to me. [he takes Emmet from Finn]
Emmet Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! [he looks down and sees all his friends scattered all over the Lego board] All of those are my friends! No! Stop it!
We were a hearty crew, but it be… it be over.
Emmet No! [Finn's father turns Emmet around in his hand, and Emmet notices the Piece of Resistance on the floor] The Piece of Resistance! I can still save them.
The Man Upstairs Let's get this gunk off this construction worker. [he places Emmet on his work table]
Finn He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero.
The Man Upstairs No, he's not. He is an ordinary, regular, generic construction worker, and I need to put him back the way he was. Now, where is my Xacto knife? [as Emmet lies on the table]
Emmet I gotta get the Piece of Resistance. If I could get the attention of the smaller creature. I gotta move. [Finn's father continues to look for his knife]
The Man Upstairs Where is that? [Using all his strength, Emmet manages to slightly move on the table, catching Finn's father's eye, but he quickly dismisses it and looks away] Alright. [Emmet starts to twitch more on the table, and every time he moves, Finn's father turns to look at him, not sure of what he's seen. And as he turns back to look for his knife, Emmet tries to move again]
Emmet M-m-move! [he finally manages to move enough to drop himself off the table] Ow! [this catches Finn's attention]
Finn Uh, Dad?
The Man Upstairs Yeah?
Finn I think I saw the Xacto over there in Middle Zealand.
The Man Upstairs Oh, great. Thank you.
Finn You're welcome. [as he goes to get the knife, Finn quickly goes over and picks Emmet from the floor and hands him the Piece of Resistance] It's up to you now, Emmet. [he then turns and looks at a cat poster with the phrase "Believe" written on it, which Emmet also notices; he then remembers what Vitruvius had told him. And then, suddenly, the cat's mouth on the poster starts moving as Vitruvius speaks]
Believe. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. [Finn uses a magic Lego portal that he's built to send Emmet down, where he can start moving again, and crashes back in Bricksburg.]
Other characters in The Lego Movie
Wyldstyle
Elizabeth Banks
Vitruvius
Morgan Freeman
Bad Cop
Liam Neeson
President Business/Lord Business
Will Ferrell
Batman
Will Arnett
Unikitty
Alison Brie
Benny
Charlie Day
Superman
Channing Tatum
Metalbeard
Nick Offerman
Robot
Chris Paluszek
Evil Villain
Green Lantern
Jonah Hill
Computer
Leiki Veskimets
Gandalf
Todd Hansen
Abraham Lincoln
Will Forte
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