A character in The Lego Movie (2014)

Unikitty quotes from The Lego Movie (2014)

Alison Brie

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Lego Movie (2014): in 12 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Wyldstyle (10), Benny (10), Emmet (9)

Scenes with Unikitty

12 scenes
[as the robots have got hold of Emmet]

OW, YOU'RE PULLING MY TORSO OFF!!

Babe, help me get him out of here!

I said every man for himself.

Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly he goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!

I need you to have a better attitude about it!

I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]

[Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot]

The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him corner! [he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?

Unikitty

Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!

Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!

Can't we build something? [suddenly the space guy comes over to them]

Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!

No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.

That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [Groaning] [looking visibly disappointed he kicks his half built spaceship and it falls apart]

[he trails off hoping for any positive comments]

You are so disappointing on so many levels.

Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...

[a wall is breached and even more water floods in]

Hull breach!

Unikitty

The walls are crying!

[as she tries to plug a hole]

We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]

This is not how Batman dies!

[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]

Emmet! Hold on, hold on!

Wyldstyle!

[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signalling a detonation]

Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!

[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface] [where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]

Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?

Micro-Manager

Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.

Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to, we've go to find that piece, [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: "the Special is no more"! [they all depart from the wreckage]

: Okay. :[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. Clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.

[the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment]

Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly gets interrupted by another Master Builder]

REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.

Who are you?

The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.

Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]

I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] ...and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]

[disturbed]

Okay.

I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. [to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?

Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.

WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]

Please, everyone, everyone! please.

William Shakespeare
[throws a pizza]

Rubbish!

[addressing the Master Builders]

Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!

Swamp Creature

This is supposed to make us feel better?

What th-? No, there was about to be a but...

You're a butt!

Dumbledore

Yes.

[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]

You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]

Why are you leaving?!

A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]

Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?

Master Builder 1

You're not even a bit special.

[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch] [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet]

Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]

Master Builder 2

You're a huge disappointment!

Master Builder 3
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]

Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!

Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Master Builder 4: Special? Not!
[A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog] :

I was wrong.

[Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, goes through the eye of the dog and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]

It's the orb of Tee-te-list.

[Benny chuckles and we see the double decker couch floating on the sea and suddenly Emmet and the others pop out of their hiding place from under the flip up seats]

Well, we're still alive.

Unikitty

YEAH!!!

[gasps]

The double decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all!

[to Emmet]

It's the one thing that stayed together.

I always believed in you, Emmet.

I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us. [suddenly a big gigantic ship becomes visible as it comes over to them] My, gosh!

Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.

Unikitty
[laughs]

So, why did you come back?

This bedoubled land couch. [Everyone turns to look at Emmet's double decker couch] I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

What's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?

Build a spaceship?

Kill a chicken?

Unikitty

Marry a marshmallow!

Why, this. [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪♪]

No! It's follow the instructions.

[Everybody groans and complains]

Don't like that.

Unikitty

Sounds weird.

No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! ...You could save the universe!

Well said, Emmet. Well said.

Really?

She be a fine speech there, laddie.

Okay. Somebody get me some markers... some construction paper... and some GLITTER GLUE!!! [Emmet stands in front of the instructions he's drawn] I call this, Emmet's plan to get inside the tower, put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle and save the world, I've built a hundred just like them back in the city, if we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are located, I can get us anywhere.

How will we get inside?

[Whispers]

In a spaceship!

SPACESHIP! [Benny chuckles and rushes off excitedly to build a spaceship]

Great idea, a Bat spaceship.

No, they're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship, or a rainbow sparkled spaceship.

You... don't have to be... the bad guy. You are the most talented... most interesting... and extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things, because you are the Special.

[Lord Business looks shocked and lowers the Kragle]

And so am I, and so is everyone, the prophecy is made up, but it's also true, it's about all of us, right now, it's about you, and you, still, can change everything.

[he holds up the Piece of Resistance. Business, touched by Emmet's speech drops the Kragle and starts walking over to him. Cut to the real world where Finn's father approaches his son, kneels down and hugs Finn, at the same time in Lego world, we see Lord Business is hugging Emmet.]

Oh, we got a hugger. [Emmet hands the Piece of Resistance to Lord Business] Be careful, I have been told... it might explode.

[Lord Business winks at Emmet, makes his way to the Kragle, in the real world Finn's father places the lid on the Krazy Glue, at the same time Lord Business places the Piece of Resistance on to the Kragle and into the TAKO device] [strains, exhales deeply]

Emmet, thank you.

[Emmet inhales]

And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never--

[screaming]
[suddenly the Kragle explodes causing all the micro-managers to de-activiate. Emmet lands in the middle of the city where his friends are.]

EMMET!

Emmet, arr!

[Chuckling]

Hey, everyone! Is everyone, okay. Where's Lucy? [Unikitty laughs, as the micro-managers fall down] [Wyldstyle comes up from under a micro-manager]

Emmet!

Lucy! [Emmet rushes over to her and Wyldstyle jumps into his arms]

We did it! [Unikitty laughs] [Batman clears throat. Just as Emmet and Wyldstyle are about to hold hands Batman interrupts them] [Emmet gasps] Oh, eeehhh. Emmet, wait, Batman, there's something I need to say to you!

No, Wyldstyle. I mean, Lucy! [he points to Emmet] He's the hero you deserve!

[Wyldstyle smiles and Emmet looks behind him to see who Batman was pointing at]

Thanks, Batman!

Unikitty
[giggles]
[Wyldstyle turns Emmet's face towards her and they finally hold hands, everyone cheers for them, then we see Vitruvius's ghostly form hovering over the city watching them] [whispers]

I liked Emmet before he was cool. [we see Lord Business is pouring an antidote to unstick everybody]

Whoops! I have the antidote for the Kragle! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!

Finn
[at the same time in the real world Finn's father is pouring glue remover all over the Lego pieces as Finn watches]

De-kragler!

The Man Upstairs

Watch this. YEAH! [as Finn's father pours glue remover onto Pa and Ma Cop Finn reunites Bad Cop with his parents]

Finn

Oh, Mommy, Daddy, you're okay!

Ma Cop
[scene changes to Bad Cop reunited with his parents] [Ma Cop chuckles]

Oh, son! [Bad Cop who's now using his drawn on Good Cop face hugs his parents]

Good Cop

Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.

Pa Cop
[chuckles]

We're okay, son. [Pa Cop chuckles, in the real world as Finn and his father are playing with the Lego pieces Mom calls out]

Mom
[he door opens calls out something]

Uh, hey, guys? Time to come up for dinner! It’s Taco Tuesday, your favorite!

The Man Upstairs

Okay, honey, well, be up in a sec.

Finn

Oh, yeah, we'll be up in a sec!

The Man Upstairs

Well, I got to tell you something.

Finn
[hysterically]

What?

The Man Upstairs
[to Finn the antidote for the Kragle, favorite and his father Lego pieces]

Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?

Finn

Who?

The Man Upstairs

Your sister.

Finn
[surprised]

What?

[last lines; as everyone Emmet and the gang are having a feast on the Double-Decker couch]

We'll things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? [suddenly an alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...?

Duplo
[a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world] [Baby voice]

Well, we're from the planet Duplon, and we're here to destroy you.

... Oh, man. [End of The Lego Movie]

Uh, is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds or cuckoos.

No, no. This is Middle Zealand. A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...

DRAGON! [the Batwing dives as a dragon swoops down]

Yeah, that too. [Batman transforms the Batwing into the Batmobile, lands the car in a forest area and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...

Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back; I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on his stereo, sending heavy metal blasting through the Batmobile, making Emmet and Vitruvius bounce in the back]

Aaah! Can you turn that down a little bit?!

This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song; we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!

[Wyldstyle turns to Emmet]

This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.

Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]

So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, take it all the way to the top and park the car. [The Batmobile stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [An angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud; the rainbow disappears.] Now, I just need to give the secret knock. [he turns and knocks once with his scepter on the cloud door, after a short pause the door bursts open and as they enter inside they hear music being played and everyone is happy and dancing around.]

I'm not sure about this place and what I am supposed to do.

Unikitty

Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!

[Everyone cheers]

But there are no signs or anything! How can people know what not to do?

Unikitty

Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules! There's no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

You just said the word "no" like a million times.

Unikitty

And there's also no consistency.

I hate this place.

Unikitty

All ideas are the good ones, except the not-so-good ideas. Those that push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, [angrily tone] EVER... [normal tone] find them! Your fellow Master Builders are gathered in the Dog!

The what?

French Narrator

Meanwhile, at the dog...

[Emmet gasps]

Is that Superman?

Statue of Liberty

Bonjour.

Girl, what are you doing right now?

[appears from behind Emmet]

Hey, Superman!

Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?

[fixing his mask]

Lantern. Green Lantern.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?

Uh, I have to, I have to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]

[the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large]

Did didn't Krypton blow up?

My fellow Master Builders, including, but not limited to Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy...

Hello!

...2002 NBA All-Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope; the Special has arisen.

[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]

Have the young man step forward.

As you wish, [says it incorrectly] Dubbledore.

I’m Gandalf.

Dumbledore

It's pronounced Dumbledore.

Dubbledore?

Dumbledore

No, Dumbledore.

I thought you said Dubbledore.

Vitruvius?!

Ah, we gotta write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it, but here we go. The Special will now give an eloquent speech. [to Emmet] Go ahead, man, you got this.

Okay. [Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. He clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance. [the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment] Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I, for one, am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [gets interrupted]

REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard; this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.

Who are you?

The name be Metalbeard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.

Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metalbeard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]

I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor, guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable: lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange, dangerous relics that entrap, snap, and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank". I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]

[disturbed]

Okay.

I had to replace every part of my once strapping, virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen Master Builder brothers?

Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.

WHAT?! [The other Master Builders shout in outrage]

Please, everyone, everyone! Please.

William Shakespeare
[throws a pizza]

Rubbish!

[addressing the Master Builders]

Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general. In fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type; plus, generally unskilled, also scared and cowardly. I know what you're thinking: "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And you are right!

Swamp Creature

This is supposed to make us feel better?

Vampire Max

Grrrg!

What th-? No, there was about to be a but-

You're a butt!

Dumbledore

Yes. [Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]

You all be on your own! I be leaved this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]

Why are you leaving?!

A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like a spaceship]

Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by a falling object] We can [a Master Builder throws cheese at him] still do [another Master Builder throws a DVD disc at him] this! [yet another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?

Master Builder #1

You're not even a bit special.

[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch] [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet]

Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]

Master Builder #2

You're a huge disappointment!

Master Builder #3
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]

Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!

[dolphin chirp, cat yowl]

Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Master Builder #4

Special? Not! [A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog.]

I was wrong. [Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, crashes through the eye of the dog, and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]

It's the orb of Tee-te-list!

Ruh-roh, it's the bad guys.

Shaq

Y’all ready for this? Oh no! They were ready for that.

IT DIDN'T BREAK!

Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gum! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]

[screams]

I can't move.

Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman, his hands get stuck in the gum] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!

I super hate you.

[as the robots have got holding of Emmet]

Ow, you're pulling my head off!!!

Babe, help me get him out of here!

I said, every man for himself.

Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!

I need you to have a better attitude about it!

I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]

[Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker, which is now attached to the robot]

The Special's in the northwest quadrant; we've got him cornered. [he looks down, but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to its head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?

Unikitty

Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!

Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!

Can't we build something? [suddenly, the space guy comes over to them]

Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!

No, no, no, no! You can't; the skies are surrounded.

That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [looks visibly disappointed as he kicks his half-built spaceship and it falls apart]

Unikitty

Well, where can we go where we can’t be found?

How about we went underwater?

In a submarine!

Great idea, a Bat submarine patent pending.

Unikitty

With rainbows!

And dream catchers, just in case we took a nap.

Like an underwater spaceship!

But we can't build all of them at once!

Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny, Unikitty and Vitruvius
[as they stick together like a team for a moment]

READY? BREAK!

[as the others go off-screen]

Okay.

[the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them]

Stop him, stop him! [however, the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down.] Don't let him get to the water! [as they get closer to the water]

Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in! We're going under! [A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. Bad Cop grunts and throws the chair into the ocean]

Wonder Woman
[We hear muffled screams and we then see Cloud Cuckoo Land being destroyed by the robots and the Master Builders handcuffed and taken as prisoners]

Oh, no.

Unikitty

My home... It’s gone! I feel something; it feels like... THE OPPOSITE OF HAPPINESS! I must stay positive! Bubblegums... butterflies... [sees the dog's head break off; horrified] cotton candy!

I’m sorry, Unikitty...

Batman is the worst person I've ever met.

[suddenly, Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive]

Need a hyperdrive?

No way!

Babe!

I knew it! I knew that!

[Chuckling]

You really had me there!

Those guys were so lame; all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too- all dudes.

But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?

Han Solo
[cut to the Millennium Falcon]

Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!

[Suddenly, the spaceship loses power, and is eaten by an asteroid worm; cut back to the ship]

Nah, they'll be fine.

[following Emmet's plan, the group work together to build a spaceship]

Step 1: Alright, we need a blue two-piece unit over at the... [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?

Unikitty

Sorry.

[picking up a piece of Lego as they follow the instructions]

Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.

What do I even...? I-I can't...! [kicks Lego pieces in frustration]

Nice. Step 2: We pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, laser gate.

Robot
[in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are in the driver's seat]

Space ID.

I have a drive-on.

Robot

Who are you here to see?

I am here to see... your butt.

Robot

Is that last name "butt", first name "your", or is it- [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] OH, MY GOSH!

[Batman laughs then throws another Batarang at the gate button, but fails to hit it]

Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws several Batarangs until it finally hits the button, making it go green.] First try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]

Step 3: We break into Lord Business's office, and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises.[they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4: Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metalbeard and Benny break into the control room]

Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.

Robot

10-4!

Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metalbeard and Benny quickly hide as not to be detected, Metalbeard transforms into a photocopying machine.]

Robot

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his buttocks, both laughing. Metalbeard suddenly transforms back and destroys the two robots]

Metalbeard, that was awesome!

First law of the sea: never place your rear end on a pirate's face.

Once inside, they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metalbeard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]

I'm the computer.

Cool, talking computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please disable the shield systems.

Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls onto the computer]

Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind, he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]

Okay.

Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]

I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly, Bruce Wayne enters the room]

Bruce Wayne

I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan]

Bruce Wayne?!? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the others, all clearly aware of who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence; Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]

Bruce Wayne

We'd like to invest in your company; your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.

It is indeed super sweet.

Bruce Wayne

Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?

Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.

Bruce Wayne

Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?

Unikitty

Embarrassing.

Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight-foot speakers.

Bruce Wayne

Great call.

Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.

Robot
[cut to Lord Business's robots instructing the captive Master Builders in the Think Tank]

Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!

We'll never help-! [Suddenly, the device attached to their heads electrocutes them, and they all start coming up with the instructions] Whatever you say, boss!

Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me exploding?

Uh, I didn't mention that earlier: when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?

No! But it might not, right?

Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.

Robot
[back at Octan Tower, Emmet and Wyldstyle disguised as a robots, deliver the speakers to the control room]

Attention everybody! Incoming Speaker Delivery! [Emmet looks in fear at the TAKO device and suddenly misses his footing and drops the speaker and THUD!... Emmet grunts and falls. The other robots look at them with suspicion] Who are you, two?

[trying to sound like a robot]

We are transfers from downstairs.

Robot

What excuse me?

[Emmet then speaks in a pretend robot voice]

Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice?

Give me a break, I've never been a robot before.

What do you mean?! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A ROBOT! [both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, and as the other robots get ready to attack them.] No, no, no! Do not listen to her!

Robot

What are your robot serial numbers?[Wyldstyle gasps and as the robots stare at them suddenly Emmet starts humming the tune to "Everything is Awesome!" then he dances and turns]

[Whispering]

Everything is awesome!

Robot
[the robots back down]

No way, this is my jam.

Robot #2

This is also my jam. [the robots starts singing and dancing]

Robots

Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you're part of a team

[Emmet starts joining in with them, he turns to Wyldstyle indicating for her to also sing along]

I don't want to sing the song. I'm not--? [the robots suddenly get ready to attack them when Wyldstyle joins in and sings] Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome when you're living out a dream!

[the robots start heading in one direction, Wyldstyle and Emmet quickly sneak away] [in normal voice]

Quick, let's go. [after they get passed the robots and start climbing up a vent]

Robots
[Singing]

Everything Is Awesome

[in normal voice] [chuckles]

I thought you didn't like that song.

I don't.

Emmet, you'll... you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.

Didn't you hear him? The prophecy's made up. I'm not the Special. To think for a moment I thought I might be.

Emmet. [suddenly, Emmet hears Vitruvius's ghostly voice]

Who said that?

I did. [Vitruvius's ghostly form appears behind Emmet] I am ghost Vitruvius. Ooooh! [he glides over to face Emmet] Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the Piece could become the Special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.

But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special, when I'm not?

Because the world depends on it. Ooooh! [the ghostly form of Vitruvius starts to glide away]

Zapping termination in thirty-five Mississippi...

WHAT?!

Thirty-four Mississippi, thirty-three Mississippi, thirty-two Mississippi, thirty-one Mississippi, thirty Mississippi, twenty-nine Mississippi, twenty-eight Mississippi, twenty-seven Mississippi, twenty-six Mississippi, twenty-five Mississippi... [as the countdown continues, Emmet gets an idea; he manages to dislodge the battery from its holding place and rolls himself with the battery toward the broken window.]

Emmet! What are you...? [Emmet rolls himself towards the edge of the broken window and looks down into the abyss]

Whoa! [he looks back at Wyldstyle] Lucy!

Wait! What are you...? What are you...?

Now it's your turn to be the hero. [Wyldstyle realizing what Emmet is planning to do]

Thirteen, Mississippi.

No!

Twelve Mississippi, Eleven Mississippi...

See you later, alligator.

Ten Mississippi...

Don't! [Emmet jumps out the broken window.]

Ahhh!

Nine Mississippi, eight Mississippi...

[gasps]

No, EMMET! [as the computer countdown continues, Emmet starts falling into the abyss]

Aaaaaaaahhh!

Seven Mississippi, six Mississippi...

Aaah!

Five Mississippi, four Mississippi, three Mississippi, two Mississippi... [as Emmet gets nearer to the abyss, the battery he's strapped to snaps off its holder.] One Mississippi, zero, Missi- ERROR. Termination failure. [as the detonation sequence deactivates, the Master Builders are freed from their captivity]

Emmet! [She rushes over to the edge of the window and looks down into the abyss. The battery holder detached.] No... [the other Master Builders gather round]

He... he saved us.

Unikitty

Well, what do we do now? There's gotta be a bright side here somewhere?

Does anyone have any ideas?

Emmet had ideas.

Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he? [suddenly, Wyldstyle has an idea and looks round to the screen showing the citizen of Bricksburg as they are getting glued]

Hey, everybody. You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me. I know things seem kind of bad right now, but there is a way out of this. This is Emmet. [footage of Emmet is shown] And he was just like all of you. A face in the crowd, following the same instructions as you. He was so good at fitting in; no one ever saw him. And I owe you an apology, because I used to look down on people like that. [Wyldstyle's broadcast is watched by all Lego citizens across the realms in the universe, including Middle Zealand, where a knight is reading from a scroll]

Knight

I used to think they were followers with no ideas or brains.

Because it turns out Emmet had great ideas. And if they seemed weird and kind of pointless, they actually came closer than anyone else to saving the universe. And now we have to finish what he started by making whatever weird thing pops into our heads. All of you have the ability inside of you to be a ground breaker. And I mean literally, break the ground! Peel off the pieces, and tear apart your walls! Build things only you could build, defend yourselves! We need to fight back against President Business's plans to freeze us! [the Lego citizens start putting Lego pieces together and building things] Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday; it will be known as Freedom Friday! [the citizens start cheering] But still on a Tuesday! [suddenly, they are interrupted as the robots burst from the barricaded studio entry.]

Robot

End of the line! [just as the robots are about to attack, they are quickly disposed of by Bad Cop]

Wylstyle

Bad Cop?

I hope there's still a Good Cop in me somewhere. [draws a new face for Good Cop with a marker]

Scribble Cop (Good Cop)

I'll hold these guys off. You go stop 'em. Yay!

Great idea! But how will we get there? [suddenly, Benny starts having an idea]

Voice Man

T-minus 10, 9, 8...

I could, eeehhh...

Voice Man

...7, 6, 5, 4...

I could build a...

Voice Man

...3, 2...

I could build a...

Voice Man

...1!

I could build a spaceship! [he looks around to see if anyone disagrees] You-you're not-you're not going to say "No"?

Scribble Cop

Build away, whatever your name is!

[laughs and jumps around in excitement as he quickly assembles a spaceship]

SPACESHIP! [Benny and the team fly the spaceship through the different realms] SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! [the team are spotted by the robots]

Robot

All units, attack that spaceship! [the robots chase after the spaceship in their aircraft and start shooting at it]

SPACESHIP! [quickly steers the spaceship away from sight]

Robot

Where did he go?! [suddenly, the spaceship flies up through the robots' aircraft, destroying them]

SPACESHIP!

Unikitty
[as they fly over Bricksburg]

Wyldstyle, look! It's the citizens! [the citizens have built aircraft which they are using to attack Lord Business's robots]

And don't forget us; we're Master Builders.

What is going on?! You stop building that stuff! Just stop it!

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