Sloane
I always skated circles around you.
Played by Alison Brie 
Happiest Season (2020) · 49 quotes
Happiest Season (2020) · 49 quotes
You have no idea what goes on in other people’s families, so you need to just keep your mouth shut!
More lines from Sloane
4 quotes Sloane
Sloane
Harper is a lesbian! Abby is her girlfriend.
Sloane
[while fighting with Harper and Abby wants to interfere]
: You stay out of this, Sappho!
Sloane
[to her parents]
: Eric and I are getting a divorce. We separated a few months ago. And the truth is I didn’t tell you because without my family I’m worthless to you. We’ve spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, and I’m done, too.
Scenes with Sloane
2 scenes
Abby
So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right?
Sloane
No. We create curated gift experiences inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels.
Eric
Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. She has impeccable taste.
Sloane
Oh, no, honey, you have the eye.
Abby
That sounds great.
Sloane
Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. Paltrow. Goop picked us up, and sales have been through the roof ever since.
Ted
[After the Caldwell sisters ruined the Christmas Eve party with their public fight.]
What the hell happened tonight? Even as children, you never behaved this badly. I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. You know how this world works. Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. Jane, I know you just wanted to be included.
Jane
It was really nice.
Ted
Sloane, making up lies about your sister. You’re better than that. At least you used to be.
[Abby walks in to the living room] :
Abby
Sorry, I’m‐I’m just getting my stuff.
Harper
Wait, Abby. Wait. [sighs, then turns to her parents] Sloane wasn't lying! I'm gay. And I am in love with Abby. I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you. And me being gay didn't fit into the plan. But I let myself hurt Riley because I was so scared that you'd find out I wasn't who you wanted me to be, and I still regret it. I can't do that to Abby and throw away our life together. So I am done being scared, and I am done keeping secrets. [to Abby] I love you.
Sloane
[Ted and Tipper looked stunned, they don't know what to say. Sloane stands up from the couch.]
Eric and I are getting a divorce. We separated a few months ago. Truth is, I didn't tell you because without my family I'm worthless to you. [She stand right next to Harper.] We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, and I'm done too.
Jane
I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally!
Abby
[Hurted, Ted walks out of the room.]
I'm going to go.
Harper
Wait, no. No! [runs to Abby] I did it!
Abby
[sighs]
I'm sorry. It's just too late.
[She leaves the living room. Realizing that she just lost her true love, Harper starts crying.]
