Jane The money doesn't matter. When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us.
Played by Mary Holland 
Happiest Season (2020) · 49 quotes
Happiest Season (2020) · 49 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Happiest Season (2020): in 9 of its 49 quotes
A line from Jane [after Harper accidentally destroys her painting]: I put 100 hours into that painting, and you... you just destroyed it like it was nothing. It was something. I am something. And guess what: I like myself. And maybe you all don’t because I’m not fancy. But whether you like it or not, I’m a part of this family, and I will not be left out anymore!
More lines from Jane
7 quotes Jane Jane I have a way with routers.
Jane I don't know about you, but I am single and I am ready to mingle.
Jane Come on, guys. Just hug it out.
Jane [to Sloane]
: Freeze! Don’t move one more muscle before I hug you!
Jane I had night terrors. They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up.
Jane Let me know if you guys need any more room. I can make myself real small.
Scenes with Jane
1 scene
[After the Caldwell sisters ruined the Christmas Eve party with their public fight.]
What the hell happened tonight? Even as children, you never behaved this badly. I expected more from you, especially you, Harper. You know how this world works. Reputation is everything, and tonight you jeopardized mine. Jane, I know you just wanted to be included.
Jane It was really nice.
Sloane, making up lies about your sister. You’re better than that. At least you used to be.
[Abby walks in to the living room] :
Sorry, I’m‐I’m just getting my stuff.
Wait, Abby. Wait. [sighs, then turns to her parents] Sloane wasn't lying! I'm gay. And I am in love with Abby. I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you. And me being gay didn't fit into the plan. But I let myself hurt Riley because I was so scared that you'd find out I wasn't who you wanted me to be, and I still regret it. I can't do that to Abby and throw away our life together. So I am done being scared, and I am done keeping secrets. [to Abby] I love you.
[Ted and Tipper looked stunned, they don't know what to say. Sloane stands up from the couch.]
Eric and I are getting a divorce. We separated a few months ago. Truth is, I didn't tell you because without my family I'm worthless to you. [She stand right next to Harper.] We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, and I'm done too.
Jane I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally!
Wait, no. No! [runs to Abby] I did it!
[sighs]
I'm sorry. It's just too late.
[She leaves the living room. Realizing that she just lost her true love, Harper starts crying.]
