Most scenes together: Viola & Justin (5), Viola & Duke (5), Viola & Toby (3)
She's the Man quotes
Page 1 of 4What does you heart tell you?... I mean which one would you rather see NAKEDD!!!
That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
'[Viola as Sebastian teaching Duke how to talk to a girl]
Viola Ask me if I like...cheese!
Duke Cheese? Okay...do you like...cheese?
Viola/Sebastian (In girly voice) "Why yes I do, my favorite's gouda
No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Okay. Um, on the other hand you're also...
I am? Thanks, I guess.
9 Year Old Boy You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.
Ohh
Oh right, owww! ahh! For the love of God! It burns!!
Freshman dorms are that-a-way twiglet.
Yeah, seriously how old are you?
OK, shirts and skins!
Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
What?!
I'm allergic to the sun.
You're allergic to the sun.
Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
Well, we like to accommodate, here at Illyria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, nancy-boy? [Marks his clipboard] You're a shirt.
Daphne But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.
Then why don't you date him, Mom?
Daphne Oh, no... I couldn't.
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Um...I...get really bad nosebleeds?
So, you stick them up your nose?
Yeeeeah, what...you...you've never done that? Oh my, Beckham does it all the time.
Seriously?
Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and...whatever that is. And you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
Oh, yeah, I uh, borrowed one of your... yeah... and you're right, they really do work.
Oh my God, you're hurt! [Clears throat] I mean, suck it up. Be a man and rub some dirt on it.
All right, I'll rub some dirt on it...
Dude, why do you have tampons in your boot?
So you stick them up your nose?
Yeah! You mean you've never done that? [guys shake heads] Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time!
No.
Look, I'll show you. You take that off.. and whatever that is.. and you just stick it right in. It absorbs right up!