That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
She's the Man (2006) · 46 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in She's the Man (2006): in 10 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Viola (5), Toby (3), Duke (2)
'[Viola as Sebastian teaching Duke how to talk to a girl]
Viola Ask me if I like...cheese!
Duke Cheese? Okay...do you like...cheese?
Viola/Sebastian (In girly voice) "Why yes I do, my favorite's gouda
More lines from Justin
1 quoteScenes with Justin
8 scenesOh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!
No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Okay. Um, on the other hand you're also...
I am? Thanks, I guess.
You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.
Your the guy... um the bigger guy
Well, um... she has a GREAT personality.
Ew.
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Um...I...get really bad nosebleeds?
So, you stick them up your nose?
Yeeeeah, what...you...you've never done that? Oh my, Beckham does it all the time.
Seriously?
Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and...whatever that is. And you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
High five, nicee.
Ohh
Oh right, owww! ahh! For the love of God! It burns!!
I got lady troubles
I got a lifetime of knowledge
Oh my god, Sebastians with Unis! She must be hotter than we thought!
Ok how come when i wanted to go out with Unis everyone made fun of me and now that sebastians going out with her suddenly Unis is cool? Screw you guys, i hate high school.