She's the Man (2006) · 46 quotes
8th most-quoted character in She's the Man (2006): in 4 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Viola (3), Toby (3), Justin (2)
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Um...I...get really bad nosebleeds?
Andrew So, you stick them up your nose?
Yeeeeah, what...you...you've never done that? Oh my, Beckham does it all the time.
Seriously?
Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and...whatever that is. And you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
I got lady troubles
I got a lifetime of knowledge
Andrew Oh my god, Sebastians with Unis! She must be hotter than we thought!
Ok how come when i wanted to go out with Unis everyone made fun of me and now that sebastians going out with her suddenly Unis is cool? Screw you guys, i hate high school.
Andrew Freshman dorms are that-a-way twiglet.
Yeah, seriously how old are you?
Dude, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Andrew So you stick them up your nose?
Yeah! You mean you've never done that? [guys shake heads] Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time!
No.
Look, I'll show you. You take that off.. and whatever that is.. and you just stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
