Duke
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola(as Sebastian)
Um...I...get really bad nosebleeds?
Andrew
So, you stick them up your nose?
Viola
Yeeeeah, what...you...you've never done that? Oh my, Beckham does it all the time.
Toby
Seriously?
Viola
Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and...whatever that is. And you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!




