Viola (As Sebastian)
What does you heart tell you?... I mean which one would you rather see NAKEDD!!!
Played by Amanda Bynes 
She's the Man (2006) · 46 quotes
She's the Man (2006) · 46 quotes
Most-quoted character in She's the Man (2006): in 20 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Justin (5), Duke (5), Toby (3)
So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?
More lines from Viola
2 quotes Viola Viola (As Sebastian)
Eunice! HANDS! hands Eunice, HANDS!
Scenes with Viola
17 scenes
Viola Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!
(sees look on Viola's face)
No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Okay. Um, on the other hand you're also...
Viola I am? Thanks, I guess.
9 Year Old Boy You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.
Viola (as Sebastian)
[in the dorm room with Duke and Viola as Sebastian]
Your the guy... um the bigger guy
Viola Well, um... she has a GREAT personality.
Duke, Toby, Andrew
Ew.
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola(as Sebastian)
Um...I...get really bad nosebleeds?
So, you stick them up your nose?
Viola Yeeeeah, what...you...you've never done that? Oh my, Beckham does it all the time.
Seriously?
Viola Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and...whatever that is. And you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
Daphne [After hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin]
But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.
Viola Then why don't you date him, Mom?
Daphne [Pauses to fantasize, then giggles]
Oh, no... I couldn't.
Viola I just can't do this.
Paul Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. [Pause] That came out wrong but you know what I mean.
Freshman dorms are that-a-way twiglet.
Yeah, seriously how old are you?
Viola [as Sebastian]
I skipped a couple grades. Shh! I'm brilliant.
[about to assign teams for practice, one having their shirts on, the other off]
OK, shirts and skins!
Viola Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
What?!
Viola I'm allergic to the sun.
You're allergic to the sun.
Viola Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
Well, we like to accommodate, here at Illyria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, nancy-boy? [Marks his clipboard] You're a shirt.
What's this? Poems?
Viola Lyrics. They're his... my, my old stuff.
Those are really good. So honest.
Viola I know. I keep telling him... me... myself... my... myself.
I write songs too, Olivia.
Really? Wonderful.
Check it out. [sings] I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside.
[Using one of Viola's tampons after getting into a fight with Justin at the carnival]
Oh, yeah, I uh, borrowed one of your... yeah... and you're right, they really do work.
Viola [as Sebastian]
Oh my God, you're hurt! [Clears throat] I mean, suck it up. Be a man and rub some dirt on it.
All right, I'll rub some dirt on it...
Viola [as Sebastian]
Eunice!
Viola [clears throat]
Uh, Eunice! Why didn't you wake me up?
Eunice You looked so serene. [As 'Sebastian' hurriedly leaves] I made breakfast, darling!
Dude, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola [as Sebastian]
Uh, I get really bad nose bleeds?
So you stick them up your nose?
Viola Yeah! You mean you've never done that? [guys shake heads] Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time!
No.
Viola Look, I'll show you. You take that off.. and whatever that is.. and you just stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
Viola (Singing)
I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower.
[startled gasp then realizes he forgot to introduce himself]
Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when in the actual shower! ...Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby.
Viola [Duke walks in and hits Malcolm behind the head with a towel. Malcolm emits a high-pitched squeal]
Sup dog?
Viola Later.
Hey, you forgot, ew... [holding up Viola's chest bandage] This, coolio.
Viola Word, G-man.
I am convinced he's hiding something.
Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-American, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola [Walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone]
Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller. And to make it harder for them to run away.
[Silence; Malcom looks pointedly at Principal Gold]
Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?
No, sir, I...
Not that easy. Not that easy...
Viola I didn't think you'd show up. It really means a lot to me that you're here. Say something.
Groundskeeper I gotta turn the sprinklers on.
Boys
[Viola gets hit in the crotch with the soccer ball]
OOOOHHHH! OWWWW!
Viola [as Sebastian]
Huh? Oh. Right. OWWW! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!
