Coach Dinklage
[about to assign teams for practice, one having their shirts on, the other off]
OK, shirts and skins!
Viola
Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
Coach Dinklage
What?!
Viola
I'm allergic to the sun.
Coach Dinklage
You're allergic to the sun.
Viola
Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
Coach Dinklage
Well, we like to accommodate, here at Illyria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, nancy-boy? [Marks his clipboard] You're a shirt.
