Vinnie Jones movie quotes

View Quote [When asked to be breathalised by the cops] No need, officer. I'm absolutely drunk.

View Quote I just wanna keep my head down, do my twelve months and I'm going home.

View Quote Stick that in your trophy cabinet.

View Quote (To Avi when asked about Boris' nicknames) Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

View Quote (To Avi in a different room to him) AVI! PULL YA SOCKS UP! (starts shooting through the wall)

View Quote Are you using dog-shit for toothpaste?

View Quote [After Kitty Pryde phases him into the ground] Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

View Quote [After being released from solitary confinement for an undisclosed, presumably large amount of time] Could you let me out, I gotta pee!

View Quote [After he bursts into the room where Kitty and Leech are hiding] I'm not the guy to play hide and seek with!

View Quote [Spots a rival football fan in Paris] Hey lads, that wanker's got a frog football shirt on, let's give this Nancy a **** good kickin'! Come on lads, it's goin' off! [Hooligans all chase the French football fan]

View Quote [In bus being deliberately driven on left-side of motorway with all traffic swerving to side] Come on, you're on the wrong side of the road you snail eating poofs, **** off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic **** garlic breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that ya bloody Ita-i Shite-ies! C'mon! **** come and have it! You **** beep!?! We'll beep you bastards all over your **** nose! **** off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! **** off!

View Quote Weird Italian Guy: Mi Scusi!
Mad Maynard: Oi Lads! That wanker's got a franc football shirt on! Let's give this nancy a **** good kicking!
Mad Maynard: **** Off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you gaelic **** garlic breathtossers! Piss Off! Come in and say that, mate! C'mon! **** come and have it! You **** beep!?! We'll beep you bastards all over your **** nose! **** Off! Go on, you french bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! C'mon out of it! **** Off! I'm knackered!
Donny: Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
Mad Maynard: If your not a manc, your a wank!

View Quote [tears up the manual containing the "no girls allowed" policy, before returning it to the referee] What manual? Listen, pal. Here at Illyria, we don't discriminate based on gender!

View Quote Coach Dinklage: [about to assign teams for practice, one having their shirts on, the other off] OK, shirts and skins!
Viola: Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
Coach Dinklage: What?!
Viola: I'm allergic to the sun.
Coach Dinklage: You're allergic to the sun.
Viola: Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
Coach Dinklage: Well, we like to accommodate, here at Illyria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, nancy-boy? [Marks his clipboard] You're a shirt.

View Quote Principal Gold: Okay, if you want to roughhouse, please take it at least 500 yards...
Coach Dinklage: [Shouting, as he walks quickly over to where the Illyria and Cornwall players are fighting] Break it up. Break it up! [Grabs a Cornwall player and an Illyria player] Okay, tough guys. You want to box, then get out of my stadium. Or otherwise, get on with the game. All right?
Principal Gold: [Through his megaphone] Come on now, Armadillos of Illyria...
Coach Dinklage: That goes for the rest of ya. Now get on and play some real football! Like a bunch of girls!
Principal Gold: [Through his megaphone, trying unsuccessfully to mimic Dinklage's charismatic voice] Yeah! Let's play some real football like a bunch of girls!