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'Cousin' Avi
Brick Top
Bullet Tooth Tony
Multiple Characters

'Blagged'? Speak English to me Tony, I thought this country spawned the ****in' language and so far nobody seems to speak it.

(to his colleague) Yes, London. You know- Fish, Chips, Cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins, London!

(For comedic effect, all of this character's lines are spoken with a thick Gypsy-Irish accent, slurred together, and spoken very quickly.) Ah bet ya cn' box a lit'l, can't ya sir? Aye, ya look lak a boxer.

(Regarding "Boris the Blade") Sneaky ****in' Russian.

(To Avi in a different room to him) AVI! PULL YA SOCKS UP! (starts shooting through the wall)

(To Avi when asked about Boris' nicknames) Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

(to the 3 black robbers) **** you! (to borris who comes in the other side of him telling him to give the stone) ya know what... **** you too!

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Drop the gun, fat boy.

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: You can keep the 10 large, along with the body. But if I see you again - YOU MOTHER****ERS! - Well, look at him. [points to Franky Four Finger's corpse.]

Boris The Blade: [referring to the gun he sold Tommy] Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work... you can always hit them with it.

Chinese Victim of Bullet Tooth Tony: [After shooting Tony several times without him dying] I shoot you, you go down!!!

Franky Four Fingers: So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin." It was an easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic Church. Oy vey.

Various characters: I ****in' hate Pikeys.

Various characters: [regarding Boris The Blade] Sneaky ****in' Russian.

American Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.