'Blagged'? Speak English to me Tony, I thought this country spawned the ****in' language and so far nobody seems to speak it.
Turkish
Jason Statham · 40 quotes
'Cousin' Avi
Dennis Farina · 22 quotes
Bullet Tooth Tony
Vinnie Jones · 21 quotes
Brick Top
Alan Ford · 19 quotes
Vinny
Robbie Gee · 17 quotes
Tommy
Stephen Graham · 16 quotes
Sol
Lennie James · 15 quotes
Doug the Head
Mike Reid · 7 quotes
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov
Rade Šerbedžija · 5 quotes
Errol
Andy Beckwith · 5 quotes
Tyrone
Ade · 5 quotes
Detective
3 quotes
Gorgeous George
Adam Fogerty · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Turkish & Tommy (12), Vinny & Sol (12), Bullet Tooth Tony & 'Cousin' Avi (9)
Snatch quotes
Page 1 of 9(to his colleague)
Yes, London. You know- Fish, Chips, Cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary **** Poppins, London!
(For comedic effect, all of this character's lines are spoken with a thick Gypsy-Irish accent, slurred together, and spoken very quickly.)
Ah bet ya cn' box a lit'l, can't ya sir? Aye, ya look lak a boxer.
(To Avi in a different room to him)
AVI! PULL YA SOCKS UP! (starts shooting through the wall)
(to the 3 black robbers)
**** you! (to borris who comes in the other side of him telling him to give the stone) ya know what... **** you too!
Drop the gun, fat boy.
You can keep the 10 large, along with the body. But if I see you again - YOU MOTHER****ERS! - Well, look at him. [points to Franky Four Finger's corpse.]
[referring to the gun he sold Tommy]
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work... you can always hit them with it.
[After shooting Tony several times without him dying]
I shoot you, you go down!!!
Franky Four Fingers So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin." It was an easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic Church. Oy vey.
Various characters
I ****in' hate Pikeys.
Various characters
[regarding Boris The Blade]
Sneaky ****in' Russian.
American Customs official
Anything to declare?
Yeah. Don't go to England.