She's the Man (2006) · 46 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in She's the Man (2006): in 3 of its 46 quotes
A line from Coach Dinklage [tears up the manual containing the "no girls allowed" policy, before returning it to the referee]What manual? Listen, pal. Here at Illyria, we don't discriminate based on gender!
Coach Dinklage OK, shirts and skins!
Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
Coach Dinklage What?!
I'm allergic to the sun.
Coach Dinklage You're allergic to the sun.
Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
Coach Dinklage Well, we like to accommodate, here at Illyria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, nancy-boy? [Marks his clipboard] You're a shirt.
Okay, if you want to roughhouse, please take it at least 500 yards...
Coach Dinklage Break it up. Break it up! [Grabs a Cornwall player and an Illyria player] Okay, tough guys. You want to box, then get out of my stadium. Or otherwise, get on with the game. All right?
Coach Dinklage That goes for the rest of ya. Now get on and play some real football! Like a bunch of girls!
Yeah! Let's play some real football like a bunch of girls!
