Sebastian You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.
Played by James Kirk 
She's the Man (2006) · 46 quotes
She's the Man (2006) · 46 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in She's the Man (2006): in 5 of its 46 quotes
A line from Sebastian [to Monique on the phone]"Hey Monique it's Sebastian. I don't know if Viola told you, but I'm in London, but I'm coming home a day early. Hey listen, we really need to talk!"
More lines from Sebastian
3 quotes Sebastian Sebastian I'd tap that.
Sebastian [To Monique, breaking up with her]
You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY!
Scenes with Sebastian
1 scene Sebastian (indicating Viola's false sideburns)
Are those real?
Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!
