Amanda Bynes movie quotes

View Quote (As Sebastian) So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?

View Quote (As Sebastian) What does you heart tell you?... I mean which one would you rather see NAKEDD!!!

View Quote (As Sebastian) Eunice! HANDS! hands Eunice, HANDS!

View Quote But you are a liar.

View Quote Kaylee: What's with the Cokes?
Jason: The machine! It's rigged! They're free! Haha, they're free!

View Quote Kaylee: [in mock-Texan accent] Marty Wolf Pictures?
Astrid Barker: Yes.
Kaylee: Astrid Barker?
Astrid Barker: Yes.
Kaylee: Ah'm sorry t' say, yer car is parked onna dawg.
Astrid Barker: My car… is parked on a dog?! [Exit Astrid].

View Quote My mom says I’m not allowed to perspire! from “Without Love” In my ivory tower
Life was just a Hostess snack
But now I’ve tasted chocolate
And I'm never going back

View Quote I am now a checkerboard chick!

View Quote Penny: I am now a checkerboard chick! [kisses Seaweed]
Mrs. Pingleton: [sees this on TV, and screams in horror] Penny, no! [tumbles over the coffee table]

View Quote [Piper has just showed up unexpectedly to help the others fight Madame Gasket and her minions]
Piper: Did I miss the butt whupping?
Everyone: Uh... no.
Crank: As a matter of fact, you're a little bit early.

View Quote Crank: Ugh. What's the use? There's nothing left.
Lugnut: Hey, Diesel, I found you a voice box. [Diesel puts the voice box in his mouth and starts imitating a Spanish sports announcer until the chip falls out of him] Uh... here's another one. [Diesel starts barking like a dog]
Crank: That's no good. Give me that! [He attempts to take it out of Diesel, but Diesel just growls at him]
Lugnut: [sighs] I can never find parts in my size. [Fender's head suddenly flies into the basket; Diesel barks] What is it, boy? [finds Fender's head] Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?
Crank: "Lost weight"?! Look at - will you look at - he's a head in a basket! We're doomed, I knew it. We're doomed.
Fender: Yeah, will you shut up, you neurotic nut? Why, I'd... I'd smack you if I had a hand. [his body conveniently comes bouncing off the walls] Well, speaking of the devil, here I come. [his body lands] OW! Dang it!
Piper: [emerging from a nearby recycling bin with a discarded Wonderbot] Whoa, check this out! Who would throw away such a cute little doodad? [Wonderbot whimpers] Aw, don't be scared...
Rodney: [off-screen] Hey, that's mine!
Fender: That's him! That's the guy! I would know that face! I know that face, and I know that foot! [he realizes his hand is pointing to his own body instead of Rodney's] Psst! He's over there, you moron. [his hand points to Rodney's body] That's the perpetrator! He knocked my head off! You want another piece of me?!
Piper: Alright, buster! If you think you can mess with my big brother, you're... [is distracted by Rodney's appearance] you're kind of cute.
Crank: Piper, would you behave yourself? Now, come on. Let's get Fender fixed... again.
Piper: [handing Wonderbot back to Rodney] Here's your... thingamabob. By the way... the name's Piper. Rhymes with "viper". [hisses flirtatiously] See you around. [she suddenly trips over, but gets up and adjusts herself]
Fender: We've told you a hundred times, [with his hand] don't talk to strange men. Thank you, Manuel.
Piper: I talk to you. Who's stranger than that?

View Quote Jack Hammer: I've got good news, and I've got bad news.
Fender: What's the bad news?
Jack Hammer: I checked the stock book. As of today, they're no longer making parts for your model. You have been officially outmoded.
Fender: Outmoded? Well, that's fine... WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?!?
Jack Hammer: Well, when we had your parts... They were on sale! [laughs]
Fender: [breaks down into tears] Oh, how can this happen to me?! I'm practically a kid!
Jack Hammer: Geez. Look, pull yourself together. All you need is an upgrade. [reveals an upgrade display]
[the Rusties stare in admiration]
Lugnut: Mmm, that new upgrade smell.
Jack Hammer: Just came in, fully loaded. Look, it's got cupholders. Standard.
Lugnut: Does it come in plus sizes?
Jack Hammer: Sure! Take a look at the new Bigweld spring collection! [points to a whole aisle of upgrades; the Rusties stand in awe]
Fender: I can't afford that fancy stuff. All I need is one stinkin' neck joint! [his body bangs his head against the counter] Why... did... this... happen... to... me?! Ow! Ow! Aah! Aah! I'm hurting me! Idiot!
Jack Hammer: Sorry, pal. It's either an upgrade or the Chop Shop for you.
Fender: The Chop Shop?! [cries; Rodney came in to find what is going on] I'm fine, I'm fine. [his body places his head back on it] Look, no hands. Oops. [the head falls off; the body puts it back on] And ta-da! I'm back. Miss me?
Piper: No one's going to the Chop Shop!
Crank: That's right! What do you think we can get for him? Not that I've been thinking about it.
Piper: Will you stop?! Listen, shiny pants, you get back there and find a part for my brother! We are not junk! We are not scrap! And we will not be treated this way!
Jack Hammer: I'm sorry. I don't have the parts.
Rodney: Well, do you have two washers, an S-spring and some fast-weld? I can fix you easily.
[Diesel picks up a voice box, and then puts all of them into his mouth]
Diesel: [imitating Darth Vader's voice] The Force is strong with this one.

View Quote Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. But it's so hard, it's so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again.

View Quote [to Olive] You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets.

View Quote Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive: Tom Cruise?