Jason Shepherd Yeah, from my backpack, you loser!
Played by Frankie Muniz 
Big Fat Liar (2002) · 37 quotes
Big Fat Liar (2002) · 37 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Big Fat Liar (2002): in 13 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Kaylee (4), Marty Wolf (2)
I think we can confirm here we're dealing with THE MEANEST MAN ALIVE!
More lines from Jason Shepherd
4 quotes Jason Shepherd Jason Shepherd See it? I think I wrote it.
Jason Shepherd So you admit you stole my story.
Jason Shepherd The truth, it's not overrated.
Scenes with Jason Shepherd
8 scenes Jason Ms. Caldwell--- Can I call you Phyllis?
Phyllis
No.
Jason Understood. But, as much as I wanted to write my paper, I mean I really really wanted to write my paper I couldn't and it's because I spent all last night in Greenbury General Emergency room. See, my mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner. It'd my dad's favorite and he was so excited he accidently swallowed one whole. It was awful. He started choking, his face turned purple. The meatball was litterly bulging out of his neck. We rushed to the ER. I kept trying to write my paper in the waiting room but it was too hard. I needed to be by my father's side. After all he's the only dad I got.
Phyllis
You are lying through your teeth, you little demon.
What's with the Cokes?
Jason The machine! It's rigged! They're free! Haha, they're free!
Jason Ms. Caldwell--- Can I call you Phyllis?
Phyllis
No.
Jason Understood. As much as I wanted to write my paper, I mean I really really wanted to write my paper I couldn't and it's because I spent all last night in Greenbury General Emergency room. See, my mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner. It'd my dad's favorite and he was so excited he accidently swallowed one whole. It was awful. He started choking, his face turned purple. The meatball was litterly bulging out of his neck. We rushed to the ER. I kept trying to write my paper in the waiting room but it was too hard. I needed to be by my father's side. After all he's the only dad I got.
Phyllis
You are lying through your teeth, you little demon.
Let go of the monkey.
Jason Call my Dad.
Never.
Jason Yes.
NOOOO!!! Ah! That's it, kid! It's over! You lose, and I win!
Jason I don't think so, Wolf.
Oh, you don't think so? Come on, Jason. You're smarter than that. You write a story, I steal it, and now I'm about to start shooting the greatest movie of my career.
Jason Shepherd So you admit you stole my story?
We've been over this. It's ancient history. Yeah, I stole your story, whoop-de-doodle-do! You happy now? I STOLE JASON SHEPHERD'S PAPER AND TURNED IT INTO BIG FAT LIAR! You know who's listening, pal, hmm? No one. And they never will. So for the last time, give it up, because I will never, ever, ever, like never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, infinity, tell the truth. [blows raspberry]
Jason Because the truth's overrated, right?
That's right!
Dusty
And cut!
[Jason and Kaylee walk up to her desk]
Marty Wolf Pictures. Please hold. Marty Wolf Pictures. Please hold. Can I help you?
Jason We're here to see Marty Wolf.
Do you have an appointment?
Jason [Kaylee turns her head to Jason]
I'm asking you... [eyes Astrid's name plate] Astrid, what kind of sick world this is when children need an appointment|to see their own father?
Jason [Kaylee darts her eyes in shock at Jason]
Not that he knows of.
Jason [Kaylee smiles sheepishly at Astrid]
Look, this is gonna be an emotional reunion for all of us so once you let us in, you're probably gonna|wanna hold Papa's calls as well.
Mr. Wolf doesn't see anyone without an appointment.
Jas?
Jason': I'm at the beach! [on the phone] Hey, Frank; Mr. Stroog. Meet us at the theater gate in 20.
Hey. What's with the Cokes?
Jason The machine! It's rigged! THEY'RE FREE, HAHAHA, THEY'RE FREE!!
Fur coat king of the Midwest, my butt! I got some R-rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG. I'm gonna keep it PG. You owe me $100 for yesterday's ride.
Well, maybe we--
You almost cost me my job.
Jason Frank, I'm sorry. I can explain.
Jason I just--
Azitatatatatatata!
If we could--
I don't wanna hear it, okay?
I know, I just--
Azita, azitatatatata!
Jason If you just--
Azita, azitatatatata!
I--
Azita!
I--
Azita! Azitatatatatatatata!
Jason I'm sorry. It's just we came out here to get even with this guy Marty Wolf. Because he... he stole my story...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jason And he's making it into this big movie.
Did you just say "Marty Wolf"?
Jason Yeah, you know him?
Know him? I used to drive him. He fired me last year.
Why?
I'm an actor, see? [shows a photo of himself] Right? And I made the mistake of asking him if I could audition for one of his movies. He could've said "No" and not let me audition, right? But instead, he takes my headshot, writes "Loser" across my forehead, and then faxes it to every casting director in town.
You poor thing.
If you guys wanna mess with Wolf, I got your back.
Jason How 'bout that phone call, Wolf? Should be easy, since your ear-piece is super-glued to your ear!
You did this?!
Jason Call my Dad.
