5th most-quoted character in Big Fat Liar (2002): in 3 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Kaylee (3)
Scenes with Astrid Barker
3 scenes
Astrid Barker [Jason and Kaylee walk up to her desk]
Marty Wolf Pictures. Please hold. Marty Wolf Pictures. Please hold. Can I help you?
We're here to see Marty Wolf.
Astrid Barker Do you have an appointment?
[Kaylee turns her head to Jason]
I'm asking you... [eyes Astrid's name plate] Astrid, what kind of sick world this is when children need an appointment|to see their own father?
Astrid Barker [Kaylee shakes her head at Astrid]
Mr. Wolf doesn't have children.
[Kaylee darts her eyes in shock at Jason]
Not that he knows of.
[puts a finger to her mouth]
Shh.
[Kaylee smiles sheepishly at Astrid]
Look, this is gonna be an emotional reunion for all of us so once you let us in, you're probably gonna|wanna hold Papa's calls as well.
Astrid Barker Mr. Wolf doesn't see anyone without an appointment.
[in mock-Texan accent]
Marty Wolf Pictures?
Astrid Barker Yes.
Astrid Barker Yes.
Ah'm sorry t' say, yer car is parked onna dawg.
Astrid Barker My car… is parked on a dog?! [Exit Astrid].
Astrid Barker [finds Kaylee at her desk taking calls]
Um, hi?
Hi, Astrid. Adam Sandler called to set up a lunch. I sent some flowers to Meg Ryan because she sounded like she had a little cold. Oh, and I scheduled a deep body massage for you at 3. [places a hand on Astrid's shoulder] Look like you could use a little you time. [Kaylee boops Astrid's nose with her finger] Kay. [Kaylee hands papers to Astrid and leaves]
Astrid Barker Thank you, kind stranger.
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