Marty Wolf [After picking up his stuffed monkey while dancing to "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran.]
Let's dance, Funnybones!
Played by Paul Giamatti 
Big Fat Liar (2002) · 37 quotes
Big Fat Liar (2002) · 37 quotes
Most-quoted character in Big Fat Liar (2002): in 16 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Jason Shepherd (2)
Grow up Shepherd! This is Hollywood baby. It's a dog-eat-dog town. Worse. We got cats eatin' cats. We got fish munchin' fish. We play by our own rules.
More lines from Marty Wolf
10 quotes Marty Wolf Marty Wolf [After finding out, in his mirror, that his whole body is blue] [screams in horror]
OH, MY GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OD!!!!!!!!
Marty Wolf You can take your personal day in a year or two when you're DEAD!
Marty Wolf You can take it from me, the truth, it's overrated.
Marty Wolf I'm gonna GET YOU, SHEPHERD!
Marty Wolf Hey, where do you think you're going? YOU CANNOT TURN YOUR BACKS ON ME! I'M MARTY WOLF! All right, fine! FINE! YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
Marty Wolf Let's punch a hole in the sky, Grandpa Go, GO, GOOOOH!!! Let's get a tail wind behind this bird, old-timer.
Marty Wolf It's showtime.
Franklin "Frank" Jackson
Marty Wolf It's showtime.
Marty Wolf Kid, if you do this, I'll tell them you wrote Big Fat Liar, Erin Brockovich, and Saving Private Ryan too.
Scenes with Marty Wolf
5 scenes
Jaleel White [on the set of Whitaker and Fowl, talking to his co-star, a chicken]
Listen, Whitaker, I'm not your sister, I'm not your girlfriend, and I'm not your priest. So, if you wanna remain my partner, I got two words for you, shut the heck up! You talk way too much! OK, can we cut? Can we... cause this, this ain't workin' for me at all. What are you, doing, are you fumigating me or something!
Marty Move!
Producer
Moving.
Marty Why did you call "cut"? I did not tell you to stop acting, Urkel!
Jaleel Wolf, how many times have I told you NOT to call me Urkel? My name is Jaleel White, okay? Urkel was a character I played when I was a child!
Marty Okay, "Jaleel"! What's the problem, huh?
Jaleel You want to know the problem? You wanna know the problem? I'm getting nothing from the chicken, that's the problem. He just sits there with his head all slumped over. I have absolutely no idea what my motivation is!
Marty Okay, well you're a police officer named Fowl.
Jaleel Mmm-hmmm.
Marty Your new partner is a crime fighting chicken named Whitaker. And your motivation is a nice fat pay check that's keeping you from working at the drive-thru window at McDonald's!
Jaleel Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! Watch yourself, Wolf, watch yourself!
Marty No, you watch yourself, pal! You're just lucky I'm not making you wear the freaky glasses and suspenders.
Marty Let go of the monkey.
Call my Dad.
Marty Never.
Yes.
Marty NOOOO!!! Ah! That's it, kid! It's over! You lose, and I win!
I don't think so, Wolf.
Marty Oh, you don't think so? Come on, Jason. You're smarter than that. You write a story, I steal it, and now I'm about to start shooting the greatest movie of my career.
So you admit you stole my story?
Marty We've been over this. It's ancient history. Yeah, I stole your story, whoop-de-doodle-do! You happy now? I STOLE JASON SHEPHERD'S PAPER AND TURNED IT INTO BIG FAT LIAR! You know who's listening, pal, hmm? No one. And they never will. So for the last time, give it up, because I will never, ever, ever, like never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, infinity, tell the truth. [blows raspberry]
Because the truth's overrated, right?
Marty That's right!
Dusty
And cut!
Marty I can't make it to the meeting, Monty; I'm blue.
Monty Oh, I'm sorry you're upset.
Marty No, I mean it… and I have orange…
How 'bout that phone call, Wolf? Should be easy, since your ear-piece is super-glued to your ear!
Marty You did this?!
Call my Dad.
Marty Up y'r a––s, "Grandma"!
"Grandma"
Up yours, Blue Boy!
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