Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Private Parts (1997): in 8 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Howard Stern (2)
You are the Mother-**** Antichrist!
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2 quotes Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton Howard Stern can kiss my ass in hell!
Scenes with Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton
5 scenes Kenny Uh, Mr. Erlick, if I may? Put me in charge of the Stern show. Let me ride herd on him, and I'll mold that son of a bitch into another Don Imus. When I'm through whipping him, that boy will be asking permission to wipe his ass.
Vin
You want to tame him?
Kenny Well, either I'll tame him, or I'll make him so crazy...he'll quit. So either way, we win.
I gotta tell you something, Kenny. I always saw myself sort of something different than lmus. That's why you hired me.
Kenny You are original. You are original, but... You say a lot of offensive things, and occasionally you are real funny, but you've got to learn to do what Imus does. See, he doesn't actually say the bad thing himself. He says it through a character.
Yeah, well, I don't do character...
Kenny How about you go on the air 3 A.M. This morning, show us some characters. OK? Good.
Imus
You are interrupting me.
Kenny I have, uh, Howard Stern outside.
Imus
You have who outside?
Kenny The young man from Washington that we...
Imus
You have Howard Stern outside my **** office? How did Howard Stern get outside my **** office?
Kenny I brought him down...
Imus
Well, I'm not gonna meet that stupid ****. He's nothing.
Imus
[Imus sticks his head out his door to see Howard] [to Howard]
**** off!
Kenny You goddamn mother****ers. You **** waltz in here, and you think you know everything, don't you? Well, I **** worked my **** ass off to get to New York City, and you sure as **** are not gonna **** blow it for me!
I was just doing character...
Kenny Barry, Jerry, clarify the situation for him, please.
Barry
Page 108, paragraph 3: "No jokes dealing with flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions."
Jerry
Also, no use of the so-called seven dirty words. These are ****, mother****er, ****, shit, ****, ****, and pussy.
Kenny Now, from now on, all your little bits are gonna be under 2 minutes in duration, and all scripts...and I do mean all scripts...require my personal approval. Welcome to NBC, Howard.
Researcher The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny How could this be?
Researcher Answer most commonly given: "I want to see what he'll say next."
Kenny : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher Most common answer: "I want to see what he'll say next."
