Researcher
The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny
How could this be?
Researcher
Answer most commonly given: "I want to see what he'll say next."
Kenny
: All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher
Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny
: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher
Most common answer: "I want to see what he'll say next."
