“I am Officer Howie, and there's a new law in town. We're taking it...” – Howard Stern, Private Parts ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Private Parts 1997

Howard Stern Howard Stern

I am Officer Howie, and there's a new law in town. We're taking it over.

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