“It's unbelievable. I got a job offer today from WNBC in New York....” – Howard Stern, Private Parts ... Movie Quotes Database

[to Alison]

It's unbelievable. I got a job offer today from WNBC in New York. Afternoon drive, the most powerful radio station in their chain, $150,000 a year. And they said if I do really well, they're gonna syndicate my program all over the country. This is it. This is everything I want. It's like...It's the dream, the Big Apple.

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