A scene from Private Parts 1997
Kenny

You goddamn mother****ers. You **** waltz in here, and you think you know everything, don't you? Well, I **** worked my **** ass off to get to New York City, and you sure as **** are not gonna **** blow it for me!

Howard

I was just doing character...

Kenny

Barry, Jerry, clarify the situation for him, please.

Barry

Page 108, paragraph 3: "No jokes dealing with flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions."

Jerry

Also, no use of the so-called seven dirty words. These are ****, mother****er, ****, shit, ****, ****, and pussy.

Kenny

Now, from now on, all your little bits are gonna be under 2 minutes in duration, and all scripts...and I do mean all scripts...require my personal approval. Welcome to NBC, Howard.

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