John Maxwell I'm a married man, I'm not used to this much attention.
Tied for most-quoted character in Big Momma's House (2000): in 5 of its 14 quotes
A line from John MaxwellIs that morphine in there? God, beats the hell out of aspirin.
More lines from John Maxwell
2 quotes John Maxwell John Maxwell [on the phone]
Yeah, he knows what he's doing. [faces Malcolm immediately afterwards] What the hell are you doing?
Scenes with John Maxwell
2 scenes
I've seen a lot of scary shit in my days... but damn, that was a lot of ass!
John [while icing his balls]
I think I need a splint or something.
John I used to be married, but not anymore.
Sadie
[sympathetically]
Is your wife with Jesus now?
John Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos". He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
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