“I've seen a lot of scary shit in my days... but damn, that was a lot...” – Malcolm Turner, Big Momma's House ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Big Momma's House 2000

Malcolm Turner

I've seen a lot of scary shit in my days... but damn, that was a lot of ass!

John

[while icing his balls]

I think I need a splint or something.

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John Maxwell Paul Giamatti More John quotes →

Malcolm Turner Martin Lawrence More Malcolm Turner quotes →

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