“You two? In my bed? Oh, hell no!” – Big Momma, Big Momma's House ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Big Momma's House 2000

Big Momma

[Big Momma finds Ben and Sadie in her bed]

You two? In my bed? Oh, hell no!

Ben

Hattie Mae, I can explain.

Big Momma

Explain it to the fattier end of my baseball bat.

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