Malcolm Turner quotes from Big Momma's House (2000)

Played by Martin Lawrence

View Quote Malcolm Turner: I've seen a lot of scary shit in my days... but damn, that was a lot of ass!
John: [while icing his balls] I think I need a splint or something.

View Quote Sherry: Oh, it's so good to see you, Big Momma. I thought you may forgotten all about me.
Malcolm Turner: Shut your mouth, child. Oh, Big Momma could never forget that ass...
Sherry: What?
Malcolm Turner: ...ma. Asthma. Do you remember you had asthma?

View Quote Ben: I've been waiting on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you.
Malcolm Turner: Ben, whatever you started in that bed, trust me, you're going to finish alone!

View Quote Basketball Teen #1: Oh, so Granny think she got game?
Malcolm Turner: [as Big Momma] Oh yes, I got game. And I got two words for you: I'm back.
Basketball Teen #2: You too fat to be ballin'!
Malcolm Turner: [as Big Momma] Say what? You look like a damn shaved bird!
[Trent giggles]

View Quote Sherry: [jumping into bed beside "Big Momma" during the storm] I remember how it used to storm like this when I was a little girl. You would wrap your arms around me, and it felt like nothing in the world could ever hurt me.
Malcolm Turner: [wrapping his arms around Sherry] It feels so damn good.
Sherry: [feeling a jab in her back from Malcolm's "arousal"] Big Momma, what's that?
Malcolm Turner: [pulls out a flashlight] That's just my flashlight. The storm knocked out all the power so I had to get a big ol' flashlight.
Sherry: [interrupting the conversation they were having when she feels another jab in the back] Big Momma, is there another flashlight under there?

Other characters in Big Momma's House (2000): John Maxwell · Big Momma · YO MOMMA HOUSE