Boog [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed]
What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]
Most-quoted character in Open Season (2006): in 35 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Elliot (17), Beth (7), Gordy (6)
If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. But that's messed up.
More lines from Boog
6 quotes Boog Boog The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
Boog When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!
Boog Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.
Boog I'm not workin' with this guy.
Boog This here is my home.
Scenes with Boog
28 scenes
[When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn]
Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!
Boog What?
Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!
Boog Yeah, you and what army?
Furry Tail Clan
[The Furry Tail Clan appear]
Oy!
Boog Oh, that army.
[Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground]
Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn. Check it out.
Boog All right, where's home?
Or maybe call this a moonburn. Check it out.
Boogster, what's the delio?
Maria Watch your mouth, or you gonna get yourself in a LOT of trouble, girlfriend.
Rosie You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got a MAN!
Boog I don't know, some kind of chick fight. Elliot, wha' I do?
Well, that's easy, you gonna mark your territory. Show them who's boss!
Boog (nods)
All right, ladies, I'm laying down the law! (Maria and Rosie stare)
Well, unless, of course, they're skunks.
Boog (They bellow gas at him and runs to the river and washs him with some water, then drys himself with some rabbits)
The woods is no place for a bear!
Boog [Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
You got me in enough trouble!
Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.
Boog What? Stop messing up my life!
You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]
Boog Thank you?!
Boog [Drops Elliot]
Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!
You're in big trouble, mister!
Boog [to Beth]
Sheesh!
Boog [Boog passes out]
OW!!!
[Beth takes something off of Boog and gasps]
You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
[Boog gets up and runs over to his garage, as he slams the garage door loudly]
UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.
Boog Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
Beth, you're not his mother.
I'm not mothering him.
Grody
That's enough, Beth? [Boog then vomits on the window]
Boog [After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower]
Ooooohhh... pretty.
Ian's right, I'm a loser.
Boog No, you're not a loser.
Yes, I am!
Boog No, you're not!
Yes!
Boog No!
Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog I ride a unicycle for crackers.
I have a glass eye.
Boog I can't snap.
I thought log was a color.
Boog I can't see my feet!
I killed a man (with this thumb)!
[both laugh]
Is this a private fight or can anybody join? 'Cause McSquizzy wants in! [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
The Furry Tail Clan
Oy!
Boog Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!
And your acorns too!
Boog [wakes up to discover he's in the woods]
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! [his scream echoes throughout the forest] Where's home?! It's gone! Someone stole it!
[Elliot comes out of the bag]
Hey. Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes with fury]
Boog YOU!
Boog [holding Elliot over the cliff]
Take a good look, Elliot. What do you see, Elliot? Something's missing. What is it, Elliot? What is it?!
Wait. Don't tell me...
Boog TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!!
Aww! I was just gonna say that!
Boog My garage is missin'! Breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing! And it's all... your... FAULT!!!
What're you gonna do? [Boog lets go of Elliot's antler; he falls, but Boog quickly grabs Elliot] AAAAAAHHHHH!!!... [Boog holds Elliot up; Elliot realizes he wasn't falling; chuckles] You're funny. I thought "maybe, then I was like uh-uh and then—"
[Boog throws Elliot over his shoulder]
Boog I ain't nobody's pet!
FREEZE!
Boog [as Gordy is about to arrest him]
Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]
Boog [helium voice]
Hello, Idiot.
Boog All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!
[when Boog asks where the toilets are in the forest]
Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog A bush? Are you serious?
Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
[After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.] [to Boog]
You! You did this!
Animals
[All the forest animals angrily mutters and blames Boog]
Yeah, that's right!
Boog What? What did I do?
You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
Maria Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
Serge We're sitting ducks out here!
And it's open season!
Alright, alright! That's enough! Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
My fault?
Boog Yeah. lf it weren't for you l'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
l... No. OK. Okay, maybe- l thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
Boog Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
I'm sorry, Boog, we...we're still partners, right?
Boog You know what, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
What about us?
Animals
Yeah! What about us?
Boog Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We're done.
Wait, Boog, I...
Boog DONE. (Boog storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the sadness animals.)
You are in big trouble, mister. [Boog shushes her and moans as she picks up a sugar packet that was on him] You know what sugar does to you, Boog. Straight to bed, now! (sighs) I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It won't happen again.
What if he had hurt someone?
Gordy, please. We're talking about Boog here.
Boog Hey, what are you looking at? I told you not to wait up.
You know what? I'll take him back to the woods.
It's time to put him where he belongs.
No, no, no. He's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault. I tried to teach him the basics.
[Boog babbles, throwing things from garage]
I took him fishing, but he didn't want to get wet. Gordy, please...
Boog [babbling]
Boog is sorry. (sobbing)
Beth, you're not his mother.
I'm not mothering him. Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog! (Boog vomits) [sighs] One more summer. That's all I'm asking, one summer. Great. See? I can be reasonable. Thanks.
You know something? The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll...
And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go. Good night, Beth.
What am I going to do with you?
[after Boog roars at her]
RAAAAAAAR!! Now that's a roar, Boog. [giggles] Now get in. We're going to be late.
Boog Whew. No denying. The girl's got growl. But can she get down like this? Can you get down like this? Bring it here. Bring it. Then bring it right back, huh? Look at that. Look at that. [laughs] [music plays "Wild, Wild Life"] Here it comes! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [laughs]
Hey, Gordy.
Okay, ladies. This dam ain't going to build itself. Lift that birch. Swing those pines over here. Come on. Move it. [whistles] Yo, O'Toole!
O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
I want you to cantilever that cedar on the bias down by the north end, you got that?!
O'Toole: Huh?
Um! Put the twig in the hole.
O'Toole: Oh.
Rookie. [whistles] Take five for lunch! Um, what do you got?
O'Toole: Wood. What do you got?
Wood. You want to trade? [O'Toole and he trade the woods] [gasps silently] Hey, hey, guys. Check it out. There goes the largest carnivore in North America. The mighty grizzly.
And he's a good dancer. We're going to be in a show. [Beavers look at themselves and laugh]
Boog [grabs Elliot's antler]
Come here!
Ow, ow, ow. Hey, that's my good antler.
Boog [drops Elliot]
Listen, simple. We are not we. It's just me and we ain't doing no show.
Boog What?!
I understand what's going on here. You're a little crabby, because you're hungry.
Boog I, I…
Hmm? Hmm? I think yes.
Boog [sniffs]
I'm starving!
Woman
You know? I heard Boog got loose last night and he totally trashed the place.
Man
Really?
Woman
That's what happened.
There's something wrong going on here. [he sees Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks... like a man! [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee, chases after Elliot] Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.
Woman
[screams]
Look out!
Boog will have you eating out of his paw. [chuckles] Get it? Paw? Because he's a bear? [laughs] So, anyway.
Boog Oh, man. Okay. Relax, Boog. You can do this. [notices Elliot] What the...?
Boog What're you doing? Get out of here! Hey!
He's right behind me.
I knew it! That bear has corrupted my buck.
Boog [rattling] [Shaw opens the door] [gasps]
Oh, no.
Boog [horrified]
I got to hide.
[Shaw lights the fireplace; Boog hides under the ceiling] [he puts his gun on the rocking chair and puts the blanket on it]
Here you go, Lorraine. There. You get good and dry. Come morning, we got a rebellion to crush. [he takes out Elliot's antler] And then I'm going to take back, what's mine! [he puts antler on the trophy]
Boog [whispering]
Elliot.
[Boog hides under the table] [he sees his overturned chair]
Huh? [he grabs the chair and throws it to the floor] Somebody has been sitting in my chair! [sniffs, looks at the toilet. He goes to toilet door] Somebody forgot to flush!
Hello, "Smelliot." [laughs] I called him Smelliot. [all the deers laugh] Herd, circle formation! [The herd instead of it make an oval shape] You pinheads, that's an oval. More circle-y! [The herd make a circle shape] You got a lot of nerve coming back here.
Why, thank you.
That was not a compliment, mag-got!
Giselle Well. He was just going. Right, Elliot?
Yeah, Ian. I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how’s the knee?
I told you to leave the herd, and never, ever, ever...
Never?
Never, ever, ever come back.
Back? I'm not... I’m not back. Me and my best buddy are heading to town. Yeah. I sure am going to miss you guys.
Off the upholstery! [he tosses Elliot into the air]
Boog [annoyed]
Oh, what now? [Elliot screams and falls unconscious to the ground]
So as I was saying, never, ever, ever... [Boog then appears and roaring loudly] A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.
Boog Elliot? Are you all right?
Deer
Hey, Ian, get a load of this.
Boog Hey! Cut it out!
Oh, I've heard of you. You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel. Ooh.
Boog It was... there was 20 of them. And they had nuts.
Don't listen to him, Boog.
Boog? What is that short for? Booger?
Deer
[Ian and the herd laugh]
Ha! Booger!
Boog Listen, you.
I'm all ears.
Boog Well…
Boog, let's go.
You two are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loser-er. [the rest of the deer laugh] Herd, let's bound! Hey, Elliot. I think you lost something.
Giselle Maybe it will grow back. Bye, Elliot.
Yeah, see you.
See you later, backpack boy.
Boog That's right, fool. You better run. Keep on prancin', you panty-waisted cow.
Oy! Lost your way to Sunday school, pal? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy, because that's me.
Boog What?
Touch a needle in this tree, and I'll give you such a doing!
Boog Oh, yeah? You and what army?
Squirrels
[McSquizzy whistles for his clan]
Oy!
Boog Oh, that army.
Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, defenders of the good, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.
Boog Keep your tree! I'll find another one.
Oh, look! He's got a wee freakish twin growing out of his back!
Boog (squirrels laugh)
Oh, this one will work.
Hey!
Boog Ouch!
That was a warning, all right?
Squirrels
Oy!
Try that again, and I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie!
Boog What? Hey, this is a different tree!
They're all my trees. I suggest you turn around and head right back from whence you came.
Boog That's what I'm trying to do. So just point me the way to town, and I'll be out of here. [the squirrels laugh] That's it! You're asking for a whooping!
Ready! Fire!
Huh. I guess I will be mounted on the wall.
Boog [sighs]
Oh, no, you won't. Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
Animals
What? Fight? What he did say?
The F word?
Boog That's right. If there's one thing you all have taught me. The woods is a messed-up, dangerous place. And you all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
Animals
Yeah. Kind of did.
Serge I didn't.
Sorry.
Boog So, let's do to them what you've been doing to me. Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
Animals
Yeah.
Hey!
Boog Ouch!
Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquizzy wants in. [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
The Furry Tail Clan
Oy!
Boog Good. Because we'll need your nuts.
And your acorns too.
Giselle What's the plan, Boog?
Boog Oh, we're going to run those yahoos back to town. Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.
Boog Elliot, this is the same dang dam. We've been going in circles!
Cir-cle. [whispering] One time around.
Boog Ugh! You don't even know where we go...!
(shoots from his gun to the tree. Boog and Elliot hide)
YO! Haa! Wa-hoo! Got them, Lorraine! Ha-ha! [imitates electric guitar, next he jumps into the truck]
Boog [terrified]
What was that?! [he looks at the beavers]
Beaver O'Toole: [shocked] Hunters?! What're they doing up here?
Okay, boys. Take cover!
Boog I'm outta here! [he storms off, trying to cross the dam]
Are you okay?
I took him above the falls. [sighs] I hope I did the right thing.
Don't worry, Beth. I hope that Boog is happy in new home.
Boog Oh! Stupid nature! [looks at Shaw's house] Civilization.
Boog? Boog, are you awake?
Boog [long pause]
I am now.
Awesome. I was watching you sleep last night and you were like a little angel. Except for you're fat and snoring like: [imitates snoring] We're gonna work on that, though. I invented this cure where you stick your whole hand in your mouth.
Boog Beth?
Boog? [Boog licks her as she laughs] Oh, Boog.
What’s he doing?
Is he not going to maul her?
No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.
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