Shaw
[Referring to Mr. Weenie]
Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
Bobbie
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
Played by Gary Sinise 
Open Season (2006) · 70 quotes
Open Season (2006) · 70 quotes
Scenes with Shaw
12 scenes Shaw
Bobbie
Shaw
If I don't stop 'em, IT'LL BE A TOTAL REVERSAL... of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see, the truth...will be revealed.
Shaw
How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
Shaw
Huh? Uh, wait, no, no, no! [shouts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Shaw
[after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster]
You?!? It walks... like a MAN!!!!
[Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]
Shaw
[enters his cabin and looks in his fridge]
Somebody's been eatin' my candy! [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair! [goes to his toilet] Somebody forgot to flush!
Gordy
Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for 3 days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
Shaw
What? It ain't my fault! He ran right in front of my truck!
Gordy
Where? On interstate?
Shaw
[the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day] [chuckles]
Sorta.
Shaw
I hope I'm not too late. They've been out here all night. The bear... And the deer work together. How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are involved? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned! No, no, no. Maybe they're right. [chuckles] Maybe... Maybe old Shaw is crazy. Yeah, maybe. [he notices the dog, then he loses control]
Woman
You know? I heard Boog got loose last night and he totally trashed the place.
Man
Really?
Woman
That's what happened.
Shaw
There's something wrong going on here. [he sees Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks... like a man! [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee, chases after Elliot] Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.
Woman
[screams]
Look out!
Gordy
[Elliot whimpers] [groans]
Not again.
Beth
Boog will have you eating out of his paw. [chuckles] Get it? Paw? Because he's a bear? [laughs] So, anyway.
Boog
Oh, man. Okay. Relax, Boog. You can do this. [notices Elliot] What the...?
Elliot
[closes the door]
I gotta hide. I gotta hide.
Boog
What're you doing? Get out of here! Hey!
Elliot
He's right behind me.
Shaw
I knew it! That bear has corrupted my buck.
Elliot
[screams]
Hide me!
Shaw
If I don't stop them, it will be a total reversal of the natural order. They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see. The truth will be revealed.
Bobbie
Oh. We know exactly what you mean.
Shaw
You do?
Bobbie
We are scientists. Well, of sorts and we're trying to secure photografic documentation of real, live homo-sasquatchus.
Shaw
Homo-say-what-us?
Bobbie
We're looking for Bigfoot.
Shaw
Huh? Bigfoot? Oh. I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs. [To Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you. [He begins to leave as he eats marshmallows and he throws the stick]
Bobbie
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
[Bob whines]
Boog
[rattling] [Shaw opens the door] [gasps]
Oh, no.
Shaw
[enters the shack]
Deers, skunks, beavers.
Boog
[horrified]
I got to hide.
Shaw
[thunderclap]
That bear’s turned them all! (throws Dinkleman to the table)
Shaw
[Shaw lights the fireplace; Boog hides under the ceiling] [he puts his gun on the rocking chair and puts the blanket on it]
Here you go, Lorraine. There. You get good and dry. Come morning, we got a rebellion to crush. [he takes out Elliot's antler] And then I'm going to take back, what's mine! [he puts antler on the trophy]
Boog
[whispering]
Elliot.
Shaw
[Shaw chuckles; Boog swings] [he opens the fridge]
Huh? Someone's been eating my candy.
Shaw
[Boog hides under the table] [he sees his overturned chair]
Huh? [he grabs the chair and throws it to the floor] Somebody has been sitting in my chair! [sniffs, looks at the toilet. He goes to toilet door] Somebody forgot to flush!
Boog
Elliot, this is the same dang dam. We've been going in circles!
Elliot
Cir-cle. [whispering] One time around.
Boog
Ugh! You don't even know where we go...!
Shaw
(shoots from his gun to the tree. Boog and Elliot hide)
YO! Haa! Wa-hoo! Got them, Lorraine! Ha-ha! [imitates electric guitar, next he jumps into the truck]
Boog
[terrified]
What was that?! [he looks at the beavers]
Beaver O'Toole: [shocked] Hunters?! What're they doing up here?
Beaver Reilly
Okay, boys. Take cover!
Elliot
[beavers but Reilly jump into the water]
Boog, we got to hide.
Boog
I'm outta here! [he storms off, trying to cross the dam]
