Boog
Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
Gordy
Beth, you're not his mother.
Beth
I'm not mothering him.
Beth
Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!
That's enough, Beth? [Boog then vomits on the window]
Beth
One more summer.
Gordy
You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Beth
Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--
Gordy
And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.
Gordy
FREEZE!
Boog
Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]
Gordy
Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for 3 days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
Shaw
What? It ain't my fault! He ran right in front of my truck!
Gordy
Where? On interstate?
Shaw
Sorta.
Beth
You are in big trouble, mister. [Boog shushes her and moans as she picks up a sugar packet that was on him] You know what sugar does to you, Boog. Straight to bed, now! (sighs) I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It won't happen again.
Gordy
What if he had hurt someone?
Beth
Gordy, please. We're talking about Boog here.
Boog
Hey, what are you looking at? I told you not to wait up.
Beth
You know what? I'll take him back to the woods.
Gordy
It's time to put him where he belongs.
Beth
No, no, no. He's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault. I tried to teach him the basics.
Beth
I took him fishing, but he didn't want to get wet. Gordy, please...
Boog
Boog is sorry. (sobbing)
Gordy
Beth, you're not his mother.
Beth
I'm not mothering him. Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog! (Boog vomits) [sighs] One more summer. That's all I'm asking, one summer. Great. See? I can be reasonable. Thanks.
Gordy
You know something? The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Beth
Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll...
Gordy
And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go. Good night, Beth.
Beth
What am I going to do with you?
Beth
RAAAAAAAR!! Now that's a roar, Boog. [giggles] Now get in. We're going to be late.
Boog
Whew. No denying. The girl's got growl. But can she get down like this? Can you get down like this? Bring it here. Bring it. Then bring it right back, huh? Look at that. Look at that. [laughs] [music plays "Wild, Wild Life"] Here it comes! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [laughs]
Beth
Hey, Gordy.
Gordy
Morning, Beth.
You know? I heard Boog got loose last night and he totally trashed the place.
Really?
That's what happened.
Shaw
There's something wrong going on here. [he sees Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks... like a man! [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee, chases after Elliot] Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.
Look out!
Gordy
Not again.
Beth
Boog will have you eating out of his paw. [chuckles] Get it? Paw? Because he's a bear? [laughs] So, anyway.
Boog
Oh, man. Okay. Relax, Boog. You can do this. [notices Elliot] What the...?
Elliot
I gotta hide. I gotta hide.
Boog
What're you doing? Get out of here! Hey!
Elliot
He's right behind me.
Shaw
I knew it! That bear has corrupted my buck.
Elliot
Hide me!
Gordy
Are you okay?
Beth
I took him above the falls. [sighs] I hope I did the right thing.
Gordy
Don't worry, Beth. I hope that Boog is happy in new home.
Boog
Oh! Stupid nature! [looks at Shaw's house] Civilization.
