Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
Open Season (2006) · 70 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Open Season (2006): in 3 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Shaw (2)
Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment... with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? "Till the cows come home." Where have the cows been?
If I don't stop them, it will be a total reversal of the natural order. They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see. The truth will be revealed.
Oh. We know exactly what you mean.
You do?
We are scientists. Well, of sorts and we're trying to secure photografic documentation of real, live homo-sasquatchus.
Homo-say-what-us?
We're looking for Bigfoot.
Huh? Bigfoot? Oh. I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs. [To Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you. [He begins to leave as he eats marshmallows and he throws the stick]
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
[Bob whines]