A character in Open Season (2006)

Beth quotes from Open Season (2006)

Debra Messing

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Open Season (2006): in 9 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Boog (7), Gordy (6), Elliot (2)

Scenes with Beth

9 scenes
Beth

You're in big trouble, mister!

[to Beth]

Sheesh!

[Boog passes out]

OW!!!

Beth
[Beth takes something off of Boog and gasps]

You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!

Beth
[Boog gets up and runs over to his garage, as he slams the garage door loudly]

UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.

Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]

Beth, you're not his mother.

Beth

I'm not mothering him.

Beth
[Boog taps on his garage window and waves at Beth]

Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!

Grody

That's enough, Beth? [Boog then vomits on the window]

Beth
[Beth sighs]

One more summer.

You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.

Beth

Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--

And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.

Beth
[after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot]

Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
[Beth goes off to confront Shaw while Boog waits in the truck]

Beth

You are in big trouble, mister. [Boog shushes her and moans as she picks up a sugar packet that was on him] You know what sugar does to you, Boog. Straight to bed, now! (sighs) I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It won't happen again.

What if he had hurt someone?

Beth

Gordy, please. We're talking about Boog here.

Hey, what are you looking at? I told you not to wait up.

Beth

You know what? I'll take him back to the woods.

It's time to put him where he belongs.

Beth

No, no, no. He's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault. I tried to teach him the basics.

Beth
[Boog babbles, throwing things from garage]

I took him fishing, but he didn't want to get wet. Gordy, please...

[babbling]

Boog is sorry. (sobbing)

Beth, you're not his mother.

Beth

I'm not mothering him. Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog! (Boog vomits) [sighs] One more summer. That's all I'm asking, one summer. Great. See? I can be reasonable. Thanks.

You know something? The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.

Beth

Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll...

And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go. Good night, Beth.

Beth

What am I going to do with you?

Beth
[after Boog roars at her]

RAAAAAAAR!! Now that's a roar, Boog. [giggles] Now get in. We're going to be late.

Whew. No denying. The girl's got growl. But can she get down like this? Can you get down like this? Bring it here. Bring it. Then bring it right back, huh? Look at that. Look at that. [laughs] [music plays "Wild, Wild Life"] Here it comes! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [laughs]

Beth

Hey, Gordy.

[pause, now the music playing; to Beth]

Morning, Beth.

Woman

You know? I heard Boog got loose last night and he totally trashed the place.

Man

Really?

Woman

That's what happened.

There's something wrong going on here. [he sees Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks... like a man! [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee, chases after Elliot] Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.

Woman
[screams]

Look out!

[Elliot whimpers] [groans]

Not again.

Beth

Boog will have you eating out of his paw. [chuckles] Get it? Paw? Because he's a bear? [laughs] So, anyway.

Oh, man. Okay. Relax, Boog. You can do this. [notices Elliot] What the...?

[closes the door]

I gotta hide. I gotta hide.

What're you doing? Get out of here! Hey!

He's right behind me.

I knew it! That bear has corrupted my buck.

[screams]

Hide me!

Are you okay?

Beth

I took him above the falls. [sighs] I hope I did the right thing.

Don't worry, Beth. I hope that Boog is happy in new home.

Oh! Stupid nature! [looks at Shaw's house] Civilization.

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