You're in big trouble, mister!
You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.
Open Season (2006) · 70 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Open Season (2006): in 9 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Boog (7), Gordy (6), Elliot (2)
You're in big trouble, mister!
You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.
Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
Beth, you're not his mother.
I'm not mothering him.
Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!
That's enough, Beth? [Boog then vomits on the window]
One more summer.
You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--
And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.
Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
[Beth goes off to confront Shaw while Boog waits in the truck]
You are in big trouble, mister. [Boog shushes her and moans as she picks up a sugar packet that was on him] You know what sugar does to you, Boog. Straight to bed, now! (sighs) I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It won't happen again.
What if he had hurt someone?
Gordy, please. We're talking about Boog here.
Hey, what are you looking at? I told you not to wait up.
You know what? I'll take him back to the woods.
It's time to put him where he belongs.
No, no, no. He's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault. I tried to teach him the basics.
I took him fishing, but he didn't want to get wet. Gordy, please...
Beth, you're not his mother.
I'm not mothering him. Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog! (Boog vomits) [sighs] One more summer. That's all I'm asking, one summer. Great. See? I can be reasonable. Thanks.
You know something? The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll...
And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go. Good night, Beth.
What am I going to do with you?
RAAAAAAAR!! Now that's a roar, Boog. [giggles] Now get in. We're going to be late.
Whew. No denying. The girl's got growl. But can she get down like this? Can you get down like this? Bring it here. Bring it. Then bring it right back, huh? Look at that. Look at that. [laughs] [music plays "Wild, Wild Life"] Here it comes! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [laughs]
Hey, Gordy.
You know? I heard Boog got loose last night and he totally trashed the place.
Really?
That's what happened.
There's something wrong going on here. [he sees Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks... like a man! [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee, chases after Elliot] Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.
Look out!
Boog will have you eating out of his paw. [chuckles] Get it? Paw? Because he's a bear? [laughs] So, anyway.
Oh, man. Okay. Relax, Boog. You can do this. [notices Elliot] What the...?
What're you doing? Get out of here! Hey!
He's right behind me.
I knew it! That bear has corrupted my buck.
Are you okay?
I took him above the falls. [sighs] I hope I did the right thing.
Don't worry, Beth. I hope that Boog is happy in new home.
Oh! Stupid nature! [looks at Shaw's house] Civilization.
Beth?
Boog? [Boog licks her as she laughs] Oh, Boog.
What’s he doing?
Is he not going to maul her?
No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.
Everybody?