Open Season (2006) · 70 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Open Season (2006): in 9 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Boog (5), Elliot (3), Buddy (2)
McSquizzy Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!
What?
McSquizzy Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!
Yeah, you and what army?
Oy!
Oh, that army.
McSquizzy Get off my trees, ya buck-toothed sporran! FREEDOOOOM!!
McSquizzy Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine!
McSquizzy Is this a private fight or can anybody join? 'Cause McSquizzy wants in! [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
Oy!
Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!
And your acorns too!
McSquizzy Aww! Mr. Happy didn't go off!
McSquizzy That was just a warning, all right? Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie! [slaps his butt]
McSquizzy Oy! Lost your way to Sunday school, pal? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy, because that's me.
What?
McSquizzy Touch a needle in this tree, and I'll give you such a doing!
Oh, yeah? You and what army?
Oy!
Oh, that army.
McSquizzy Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, defenders of the good, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.
Keep your tree! I'll find another one.
McSquizzy Oh, look! He's got a wee freakish twin growing out of his back!
McSquizzy Hey!
Ouch!
McSquizzy That was a warning, all right?
Oy!
McSquizzy Try that again, and I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie!
What? Hey, this is a different tree!
McSquizzy They're all my trees. I suggest you turn around and head right back from whence you came.
That's what I'm trying to do. So just point me the way to town, and I'll be out of here. [the squirrels laugh] That's it! You're asking for a whooping!
McSquizzy Ready! Fire!
Huh. I guess I will be mounted on the wall.
Oh, no, you won't. Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
What? Fight? What he did say?
The F word?
That's right. If there's one thing you all have taught me. The woods is a messed-up, dangerous place. And you all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
Yeah. Kind of did.
I didn't.
Sorry.
So, let's do to them what you've been doing to me. Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
Yeah.
McSquizzy Hey!
Ouch!
McSquizzy Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquizzy wants in. [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
Oy!
Good. Because we'll need your nuts.
And your acorns too.
What's the plan, Boog?
Oh, we're going to run those yahoos back to town. Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.
Beth?
Boog? [Boog licks her as she laughs] Oh, Boog.
What’s he doing?
McSquizzy Is he not going to maul her?
No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.
Everybody?
