Dargis
But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!
Scenes with Dargis
3 scenes Dargis
Dargis
[Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]
Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz
Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
Dargis
[refers to her dress]
Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz
Bye.
Dargis
[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]
If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz
Liz.
Dargis
Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?
Garfield
[Garfield walks past sadly and overhears Dargis talking to Liz.]
Liz?
Dargis
What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz
Um... Thank you?
Dargis
Mm! But how would you say it?
Garfield
[Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]
That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Dargis
Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?
Smithee
There he is, gentlemen.
Cop
Come along. There's a good boy.
Dargis
It was the animals, you know. Plotting, planning, every one of them against me!
Smithee
I assume that will be all, sir.
Dargis
Smithee! He'll vouch for me! Smithee! [the cops drag Dargis off as Smithee waves goodbye]
