Garfield Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?
Most-quoted character in Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006): in 13 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Jon (2)
13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?
More lines from Garfield
4 quotes Garfield Garfield Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing!
Garfield But Liz is a girl
Garfield Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl-vet.
Scenes with Garfield
8 scenes
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
Garfield I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.
Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.
Garfield [points at Odie]
Which one is he?
Be good.
Garfield Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! [Jon leaves] Oh, no. He's under the spell. [Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!
Garfield 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?
Garfield [while at Buckingham Palace]
Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? [Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot] Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! [the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] The British are coming! The British are coming!
Garfield [bounces on a bedchamber]
I could do some snoozing here, yeah. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! Get down. Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. Why do you think they call me-- Highness?
Garfield Does this castle make my butt a little too big?
Garfield For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.
[Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]
Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
[refers to her dress]
Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz Bye.
[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]
If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz Liz.
Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?
Garfield [Garfield walks past sadly and overhears Dargis talking to Liz.]
Liz?
What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz Um... Thank you?
Mm! But how would you say it?
Garfield [Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]
That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?
Liz, will you marry me? [shows her the ring]
Liz Yes.
Garfield You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.
