13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties quotes
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Smithee There he is, gentlemen.
Cop
Come along. There's a good boy.
It was the animals, you know. Plotting, planning, every one of them against me!
Smithee I assume that will be all, sir.
Smithee! He'll vouch for me! Smithee! [the cops drag Dargis off as Smithee waves goodbye]
But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!
13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?
[bounces on a bedchamber]
I could do some snoozing here, yeah. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! Get down. Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. Why do you think they call me-- Highness?
[while at Buckingham Palace]
Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? [Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot] Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! [the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] The British are coming! The British are coming!
Does this castle make my butt a little too big?
For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.
Liz, will you marry me? [shows her the ring]
Liz Yes.
You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.
Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.
Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.
Be good.
Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! [Jon leaves] Oh, no. He's under the spell. [Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!
35, 36, 37, 38... ..96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
All right, I'll count to 100.
Winston These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years.
[Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]
Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
[refers to her dress]
Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz Bye.
[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]
If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz Liz.
Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?
What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz Um... Thank you?
Mm! But how would you say it?
[Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]
That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?