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John Winger quotes

Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

[Winger's girlfriend is leaving him] You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.

And then depression set in.

My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots. I don't think I've ever been this happy.

Sergeant, I don't think we should march today. You know it's the cold and flu season.

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.

We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 in 1.

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

[to the Czech border guards] We're so damned lost. Where the hell is Innsbruck, Austria?

[after having sex with an MP in General Barnicke's footlocker] Well...that was interesting.

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